- okay, settle down class, settle down- Timmy put the glue down- no! Don't eat- oh well, it's non-toxic. Now we're tackling warehouse development- no Jenny. WAREhouse. No... lovely. I'm so pleased that's where your father plays piano. No I have never been there. Lovely. So we are tackling- no, not literally. Josh, stop doing that to Sam. Now does anybody know what the first warehouse was called? No, Poppy it was not called Kikki's kinky kittens. Yes, ha ha ha very funny. Okay! Moving off the subject of warehouses, onto algebra. Now can anybody find X? Yes, Olivia I am aware that X is on the board behind me. No. X does not equal mass. Molly! Yes very good X is four. No, not for anything, Louise. The number four. Oh! There's the bell. God, I knew it was hard to teach but this is an adult learning programme!
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- Title: Teacher teacher!
- Artist: Kashloggi Jones
- Description: A monologue which I wrote for a talent show.
- Date: 02/11/2009
- Tags: teacher teacher
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Comments (5 Comments)
- Scruffy_dog02 - 02/11/2009
- That was funny!~ smile The fact that this is a monologue will make it extra effective when saying it XD I, myself, performing in plays and being in drama class for quite a few years, think this will work greatly. . . and it's so funny too!~ biggrin
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- Lost-in-Dreamland-again - 02/11/2009
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Omg that was so good! You have to keep writing. Keep me posted as new stories come out. 'Cheers mate' =P
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- Kashloggi Jones - 02/11/2009
- Cheers mate! Yeah, I'm Geordie. Translated 'cheers mate' means, why thank you my friend
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- gotthekiss - 02/11/2009
- ohhh! lol that was funny! lol i thought it was kindergarden at first!
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- Kashloggi Jones - 02/11/2009
- C'mon guys! The least you can do is say hi!!!
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