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once upon a time, there was this happy cow. then, one day the happy cow was unhappy because he wasn't feeling very good. later that day, the unhappy cow was feeling so sick, so he went into the bathroom and then it came.
all of that food and grass he ate day came right out of his mouth with a bunch of other unknown substances and things. but it was different. the unknown things were these little tiny balls of something. they were all different sizes and one of them was a lot bigger than the other ones. it had an orange tint while another one was green and blue with some white.
"how odd."thought the cow. but now he was happy because he wasn't feeling that sick anymore.
however, what the happy cow did not know was that these little balls of something would make up our planets! but there was still something very important missing.
as the happy cow left the bathroom, he forgot to flush. the next day, the happy was feeling sick again! but this time, it was his stomach. so he headed to the bathroom once again and sat on the toilet without noticing that he forgot to flush the other day.
after awhile, he figured that he was constipated! then an amazing thing happened! a bottle fell out of nowhere and it was a bottle of Pepto Bismol!!!
so he drank some and out came all of these little colorful dots!!! our stars! and thus, he remembered to flush and this is why we are spinning!!! mrgreen
- by CiM_sUaB_37 |
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- | Submitted on 10/08/2008 |
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- Title: My Theory About a Happy Cow
- Artist: CiM_sUaB_37
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im sorry but i know that this story is disgusting but my mind is hust always off in sum other place and thats how i came up with this!!! but you gotta have a pretty strong stomach to read this..haha. its not my fault if u read this and throw up or anything like that though..
but anyways its about a sick but happy cow!!! ENJOY~!!!!! - Date: 10/08/2008
- Tags: theory about planets happycows
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Comments (3 Comments)
- RyuKoneko - 11/23/2008
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Huh. So that's how it happened. I always thought a cow was involved...
How far does one's mind have to wander before it comes up with a story like this? - Report As Spam
- Ms-sexy-thang-122 - 10/09/2008
- lololol ur storys are great!!
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- SylarsushiCat - 10/08/2008
- haha... GENIUS!
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