• As me and my friend were playing super smash bros for the wii I was Metroid known as sammus i thought sammus was a guy but my friend is like "Its a she." im like 'Does she have b00bz" hes like "Yeah" im like "Hawt" as i was picking charracters i asked "Why isnt master chief in there?" he said "Because it is only sega and nintendo charracters." i said "But master chief is a pretty cool guy and doesnt afraid of anything." he said "What did you just say? that didnt make any sence." im like "Your face doesnt make any sence." so hes like "Lets just play" so the game is like "GO!!" im like "How do i shoot my lazers?" hes like "Hold down B" im like "This is like leggo." so im like "IM CHARGIN MAH LAZERZ 1.2.3 SHOOP DA WHOOP!!!" and he pops this shield that reflects my attack back to me and it knocks me off the ledge As he beats the crap outa me im like *LET ME GET ONE KILL PLOX!" hes like "No i dont die to noobs." i didnt even know how to kick so im like "YOUR A NOOB LET ME KILL YOU ONCE!" hes like "No" so im like "IM NOT PLAYING YOUR STUPID HELLO KITTY PAWLY POCKET BROS BRAWL GAME ANYMORE." So i turned off the wii and said "Lets play halo and try to get that easter egg." hes like "ok" so 5minutes later of trying i say "How are we supposed to get this?" hes like "Were supposed to grenade jump or something watch ok?" im like "Ok" so he throws a grenade at his feet but he doesnt even make it a quarter of a way across the gap. so im like "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA thats terrible!" hes like "Shut up." im like 'Check this out." so i threw a gravity lifter on the ground and threw a grenade on it and it launched me almost all the way across but stopped. So he is like "You never cease to amaze me." im like "Your mom never ceazes to amaze me" hes like "A your mom joke? You just did that a minute ago." im like "Me and your mom just did it a minute ago!" So then hes like "What ever lets just get back to the easter egg ok?" im like "Sure" so hes like "I want you to shoot a rocket at my feet it will boost me across." im like "ok." hes like "You know what i meen right?!?!" im like "Ya gogogogogo" so he looks back and makes sure im not gonna pull any moves. So as soon as he jumps i shoot a rocket at his head and it kills him hes like "WHAT WAS THAT!?" im like "IT WAS MY ROFLCOPTER IT GOES SOISOISOISOISOI" hes like "Friggin @$$ im done play by yourself." so im like "WAIT CHAD where is the love? the love? thhheee lovvvee??" hes like "Okkkaayy??..." im like "Hugs!" hes like "Umm sure..." so hes like "I feel so uncomfortable right now." im like 'I know." then i whisper "</3" as he walks away i stick a sighn to his back saying I IZ STUPED. TO BE CONTINUED!!