• zOMG 3000
    Ep. 9: The Finals


    Prince Kazuhiko woke (hypothetically) in a hospital.
    “Ah, Mr. Kazuhiko,” a doctor looks over to the bandaged warrior. “You suffered a lot in that battle. You just need to be healed up a little, and you’ll be ready to fight in no time!”
    Prince Kazuhiko, wondering about the recent fight, stared blankly into a space, only to be interrupted by a familiar voice. “So you’re finally up.” It was J0K3Rcard lying in the bed next to his. “I was treated first, so I’m alright.”
    “Oh, yeah...” Prince Kazuhiko says and looks down in disappointment. “Sorry about the big boom, I just got really carried away...”
    “No problem, dude!” J0K3Rcard was in a very good mood. “It was pretty awesome to see that kind of action up close. But, dude, did you have power packed into the punch!”
    “Yeah, that was some spectacle.” 101KiriUchiha walks into the room.
    “I don’t know,” Prince Kazuhiko mutters. “Yours was pretty grue...”
    A moment later, 101KiriUchiha was clenching her fist, and the injured Prince Kazuhiko behind her was out cold, bleeding from his nose. “My patient!” the doctor hustles over to Prince Kazuhiko and heals him.
    “Uh... you could’ve been a little forgiving, you know.” Prince Kazuhiko says, clenching his head. “By the way, where’s Parkman?”
    “He’s over wondering through the town.” 101KiriUchiha sits down in a chair next Prince Kazuhiko’s bed. “He just doesn’t seem to be able to be serious at all.”
    “That’s just the way some people are,” J0K3Rcard replies. “Everyone has their own special way, such as me. I’m able to keep a good mood, and you, Kiri, can be pretty sca...”
    That’s all J0K3Rcard could get out; 101KiriUchiha had thrown him out the window. Prince Kazuhiko sat there open mouthed, but the doctor just stared at the window she had thrown J0K3Rcard out. “Uh, aren’t you gonna go get him?” 101KiriUchiha asks the calm doctor.
    “He’s already been healed; ergo, he has no more business with this hospital.” The doctor snickers.
    Prince Kazuhiko and 101KiriUchiha just stare at the doctor. “You’re pretty evil...” Prince Kazuhiko mutters under his breath.

    The sun was setting, and it is the time for the final round of the tourney. “Now comes the hard part.” Prince Kazuhiko whispers over to his teammates.
    Gray looks over and notices that the team is here. “Alrighty, everyone!” he announces. “Now is the time for the final battle between Team Deathwish and Team zOMG of 3000! Is everyone ready?”
    The crowd screams at Gray, either commanding to start the battle already or threatening him.
    “Okaaaaay,” Gray says, down in disappointment. “First fighters, step up to the arena!”
    theparkman123 steps up to the stage confidently. The other team sends up a girl, who seemed mildly cheerful. “Hi!” theparkman123 joyfully greets the opponent. “I’m theparkman123. I hope we have a good duel.”
    The girl looked over at him and smiled. “I’m MarukawaBubbleGum. Oh, and I already know who’s gonna win.” And with that she walked balk to her side deviously.
    Everyone in the crowd was silent. “This is the first battle of the last round!” Gray announced. “Everyone! Show a little excitement!”
    After that pep speech, everyone started roaring.
    “Ready... GO!” Gray commands and stood back.
    “Animation Domination!” theparkman123 summons a couple Lawn Gnomes. “Attack!”
    The girl just stands completely still, waiting for the enemy to strike. “Fleet Feet!” MarukawaBubbleGum jumped into the air just before the Lawn Gnomes got to her. “I’ll show what I’ve got! Dancing Puppet!” Instantly, a group of puppets shot down and tore the Lawn Gnomes to bits. MarukawaBubbleGum falls down to the ground and taunts, “If you want to beat me, then you have to be able to do better than that.”
    “Grrr... Fire Rain! Shuriken!” theparkman123 threw multiple shuriken at MarukawaBubbleGum while flaming rain fell down at her.
    “Puh-leaz! Fleet Feet!” MarukawaBubbleGum’s eye glints and she dodges every one of the throwing stars and raindrops. “I thought I told you that you have to be better than that. Dancing Puppet!” Another group of puppets flew over at theparkman123. He braced himself, but he couldn’t dodge any one of them.
    “Darn it! Diagnose!” theparkman123 quickly heals himself and readies for a strike. “Animation Domination!” theparkman123 summons up a KangaRunner and hops on it. The KangaRunner speeds toward the confident girl.
    “Why do you persist? Hornet’s Nest!” MarukawaBubbleGum summons countless hornets and commands them to attack. The hornet’s take down the KangaRunner, but theparkman123 is nowhere to be seen.
    “You should pay attention. Animation Domination... Rage full!” theparkman123 shouts from above, and conjures up a Rock Crab, sending it straight down onto MarukawaBubbleGum.
    “What? Fleet Feet!” the overly confident girl barely jumps out of the way.
    “Wow!” Prince Kazuhiko stares at the giant Rock Crab and starts reminiscing. “You go, Parkman!”
    theparkman123 lands on the Rock Crab. “Attack!! Shuriken! Fire Rain! Solar Rays!” theparkman123 launches a head on full power attack on MarukawaBubbleGum.
    “Shoot! Keen Aye! Dancing Puppets, Rage full!” MarukawaBubbleGum tries her best to dodge theparkman123’s attacks, but couldn’t dodge all of them.
    Unfortunately, theparkman123 couldn’t even hope of dodging MarukawaBubbleGum’s attack, and gets sent sprawling off the Rock Crab.
    Everyone stares at the tired player lying on the ground. Finally, he struggles to get up, but falls down and stops struggling.
    Gray decides to speak up, “Uh, the first fight is over! Send the next two up!” Gray looks over at Team Deathwish and notices that only an emo-like avatar is standing there. “Where is your third member?”
    “We don’t need him; continue the tourney.” The emo answered fiercely.
    “But the rules are...” Gray starts.
    “Forget the rules!” Prince Kazuhiko interrupts. “I think it’s fine, so just continue the tournament.”
    “Wha... fine. Next fighters, step up!”
    101KiriUchiha walks up onto the stage, looking over at the stretcher carrying theparkman123. She looks ahead of her and notices that the emo is her opponent. “You had better be careful,” 101KiriUchiha remarks. “You saw my last performance, didn’t you?”
    “You’re not the one I want to fight.” The emo answers and looks over to Prince Kazuhiko. Prince Kazuhiko smirks.
    “Team Deathwish’s DarcBl00d versus Team zOMG of 3000’s 101KiriUchiha! Fight!” Gray starts the fight.
    101KiriUchiha rushes to get the first blow. “Flash-Stepper!” She flies at him a incredible speed, but DarcBl00d dodges.
    “Hack...” DarcBl00d mysteriously mutters, and quickly hacks 101KiriUchiha.
    “Damn it!” she jumps back, thinking seriously. “Diagnose! Mantis!” 101KiriUchiha speeds toward DarcBl00d, but DarcBl00d is still ready for it.
    “Ghost!”
    The blade from 101KiriUchiha’s blade seems as if it goes right through him, then he whispers something under his breath, and touches her on the neck. She jumps back and notices that a skull tattoo appeared where DarcBl00d touched her. “What is this?!” She screams at him.
    “It’s the power of the Instant Death Ring.” DarcBl00d explains. “If it happens to touch you in the same spot twice, then you die... instantly.”
    Gray looks concerned all of a sudden. How does he have such a rare ring of such great power?!? Gray thinks.
    “That doesn’t mean you’ll win! Magma-Stepper! Shuriken!” 101KiriUchiha threw shuriken at DarcBl00d and sped towards him with a trail of lava behind her.
    DarcBl00d dodges the shuriken, but he wasn’t able to dodge 101KiriUchiha, and he was sent flying through the air. He landed safely on the ground and gave 101KiriUchiha a withering stare. “Hack.” He mutters, and, as soon as a sword materializes in his hand, he’s charging.
    The two continue switching off blows, but DarcBl00d is more successful. “Time to end this. Guns, Guns, Guns...” DarcBl00d says, and starts shooting at 101KiriUchiha.
    “Flash-Stepper!” 101KiriUchiha zips at DarcBl00d, but he still doesn’t flinch.
    “Ghost...” he mutters, and 101KiriUchiha runs right past him and looks back. “Instant Death...” DarcBl00d grabs 101KiriUchiha by the throat.
    “What are you doing!?!?” 101KiriUchiha struggles as much as she can, but DarcBl00d doesn’t budge one bit.
    “She’s a goner.” MarukawaBubbleGum says with a looks of confidence in her eyes.
    DarcBl00d reaches his hand up to the struggling 101KiriUchiha’s neck and gently taps the spot that he touched before, and 101KiriUchiha let out a blood-chilling scream.
    “Kiri!” Prince Kazuhiko just about jumped onto the stage, but Gray gave him a threatening look. DarcBl00d dropps101KiriUchiha onto the ground, who just limply lays there, and walks back to his team.
    101KiriUchiha is lifted onto a stretcher and carried off. Prince Kazuhiko looks at DarcBl00d angrily and makes a promise. “DarcBl00d... I will beat you, and your stupid teammate, too, if I have to!”
    Gray waits until Prince Kazuhiko was done talking to intervene. “Sorry, but...”
    Interrupted, yet again.
    “Fine. Just try to beat me.” DarcBl00d looks at Prince Kazuhiko contently.
    “I guess that means we should keep going...” Gray mumbles, and the entire crowd cheers enthusiastically for the final match of the tournament. –To Be Continued