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Okay,so let's just give a name to my dear wittle fwen...how about Night?
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Night was in his room, tying his tie. Apparently, he got some difficulties(so what?It's not like I wear it all the time...even if...WHY the hell would I wear such a ridiculous thing out in the public?)
"what the-" stressed he struggled
Suddenly, his phone rang.
"Yo,what's up?" stare he tilt his head on his phone(on his shoulder) as he tries to figure out how to tie the tie
"Hey,Night...listen,there's these HOT twins and WE are going to take 'em out for the night"
"can't....my dad's taking me to this family gathering"
"eh? Fine, more for me..." 4laugh
"oi-oi,Eriol...don't make them pregnant...remember...you wouldn't stand 4 minutes letting 'em squeeze your life out while they're in labor" stare rolleyes Night smirked
"I know-I know...they sure won't...I won't even touch 'em...they aren't worthy for the GREAT me" cool
After for awhile, Night FINALLY tied his tie. Though, he's not happy wearing it...
"OI!!NIGHT!How long do you plan on getting ready?! Don't be such a princess! come on!" scream her sister yelled
"SHUTTUP! I'll be there!" scream he replied
'idiot' Night thought as he grabbed his coat
At the gathering
Night stood in front of the door, staring at it. Then, he felt a tap on his shoulder.
"What are you doing standing out here,man?" Xiao Lang said
"Hey,cuz" stare
"oh...what's the matter?...afraid of the girls?" wink
"no-"
"awww....my wittle cousin wousin is afwaid of some girly wirlies" 3nodding Xiao Lang teased him
Xiao Lang entered the room, followed by Night but before that, he gulp real LOUD.
As soon as Night was in sight, swooosh goes the girls.
's**t' he thought
"Hey, Night...long time no see...did you miss me?" a blondie leaned on Night as she draws little circles on his chest.
"hey!Get off! He's gonna be my fiance!"
"No! He's gonna be mine!"
"No! he's mine!"
The girls fought over him as they played tag o'war except that the rope is Night and who ever wins get's the charming bachelor.
'HELP ME' he screamed in his head
Why would I help you? stare
'Who are you?'
Why should I tell you? stare
'useless pig!' stressed
SHUTTUP LOOSER scream
'GO AND DIE' scream
"urm...hey,girls...sorry to interrupt but I need to go to the toilet" sweatdrop Night said nervously
"aaaahhhh~" the girls frowned
"Bye-bye" mrgreen as Night was about to be free from the living hell, he felt someone hooked their arm in his.
"Can I come?" a brunette said with an innocent look, it made everyone like sweatdrop and Night was like eek burning_eyes sweatdrop
In the toilet
"WHAT THE F-?!" scream
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Title:
Poor oh Poor Bachelor
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Artist:
Fortune95
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Description:
So, my friend(a millionare) went to this family gathering(not technically only for the family) during chinese new years and this is the time where girls take advantage and flirt with him as he is soooo a lady-killer...but seriously, you DO NOT wanna change places with this guy..btw,this is just one part...
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Date:
06/02/2009
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Tags:
poor
poor
bachelor
stupid
gathering
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