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Intro:
A girl named Janice and a guy named Random love each other but, Janice's father interferes and so their “precious love story” is wrecked. Can they fix it?
Random was throwing pebbles at Janice's window.
Janice: Shut that sound!
Guards come and say: Go stop that sound and take it to prison!
Random runs away.
Janice: Stop, I mean literally!
Guards: Oh, our bad.
Guards go away.
Random comes back and throws pebbles again.
Janice: Fine I'll check it myself, gosh people don't know how to work these days.
Janice stood up and stared at the window.
Janice: Oh, it was Random
Random: Hey! COME DOWN!
Janice: Sh! You're going to wake my dad.
Random: Oh, my bad!
Janice was going down but, when she came down her dad was there.
Janice's Dad: Stay, Away from Janice!
Janice: Ok, dad but how can I stay away from myself?
Janice tried running away from herself.
Janice's Dad: No, not you Janice!
Janice: Oh, my bad.
Janice's Dad: As I Was Saying Ransom or whatever your name stay away from Janice!
Janice: Dad no.
Random: Random sir not Ransom, well I love Janice though.
Janice's Dad: I don't care get the **** out of here or go to jail
Random was going away
Random: I'll be back Janice
Janice: Random! No! Please Don't leave me!
Pink comes and sings Please Don't Leave Me...
Janice: Pink, please leave please?
Pink walks away.
Anyway back to the story..
Janice's Dad: Stop! You Idiot, that Ransom will rob us.
Janice: Random dad, not Ransom. Random loves me for me not because of our fortune.
Janice's Dad: I don't give a **** what his name is and you don't know that for sure, so stop being idiotic and open your eyes!
Janice's Dad pushed her inside.
Janice: RANDOM!!!!!!!!
Random: JANICE, I PROMISE I'LL COME BACK FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!
Janice's Dad: Oh, shut up with your Ransom. *Murmurs* he hasn't gotten that far :C
Janice: Dad let go!
Janice's Dad pushes her in a locked tower. And locks the door
Janice: NO!!!!!
Random: No, what?!!!!!!!
Janice: You leaving :C
Random: Oh. Sorry!!!!!! OMG! A DOG IS CHASING ME, I GOT TO GO, BUT, JANICE I PROMISE, I WILL COME BACK FOR YOU THREW WHATEVER IT TAKES!
Janice sighed with agony.
Several Days Later...
Janice was still looked in a tower crying and crying.
Random was still running away from the dog.
Random: Ah! Stupid Dog what do you want from me, I'm still a virgin!
The Dog got pissed and stared at his butt.
Random: Oh, Crap! It's aiming for my butt
Random ran away hecka fast and the dog got tired
Random took a sigh of relief.
Janice was ripping parts of her clothes to make it in style.
When Janice was finished she looked like a punk rocker/emo person.
Random was in a different realm where his friends lived.
Random: Dude, I need help.
Dude: Well, on what?
Random: Fighting stuff and being tough
Dude: The being tough stuff ask me and the fighting ask Duke.
Duke: What, Dude I heard you talking bout me again, what's your problem?!
Dude: Nothing, maybe it's just that you have bad hearing.
Duke: What did you say?!
Duke & Dude: Shut up! I'm not the dumb twin you are!stop it!
Random: Duke & Dude shut up! Ok, I need your help so fight later!!!!
Duke: Ok, sure whatever. Dude goes first before you fight you have to learn to be tough.
Dude: Random follow me.
Dude glared at Duke
Duke snarled at Dude.
Random: What was that?
Dude: Oh, it's just a retarted pig.
Random: Ok.
Dude: Here we are. Ok, in being tough you need to show me that you can kill something.
Random: Like what?
Dude: A fly.
Random: A fly?
Dude: yeah, a fly anyone can kill a fly.
Random: ok.
Dude gave him a fly swatter.
Random started crying as he was killing the fly.
Dude: Why you crying man?
Random: *sniffs* poor, fly it shouldn't be killed!
Dude rolled his eyes.
Random hit the fly and killed it.
Random cried some more.
Dude: you finished the first challenged. So, you can stop crying you're not a murderer for killing a fly ok?
Random: Ok, but let me mope for awhile.
Dude: Oh, you're going to make the fly a funeral?
Random: No. In his mind: I will later!
Random stopped crying.
Meanwhile where Janice was...
Janice was laying on her bed watching TV.
Janice: **** I have a cramp, too bad Random ain't here he'd love to her me saying that.
Janice's Dad: SHUT UP ABOUT RANSOM, JANICE!!
Janice rolled her eyes.
Meanwhile where Random was at...
Random and Dude were talking about the basics of being tough.
Dude: 4th NEVER EVER BACK DOWN OR BE A SORRY*** LOSER FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE AND JANICE WILL GO TO A HOTTER GUY AND A TOUGHER ONE TOO.
Random: Ok. I don't want that.
Dude: THAN TOUGHEN UP & BE A MAN GOSH THAT'S WHAT IT TAKES FOR YOU TO GET THE WOMAN YOU LOVE! GOSH AND IT TAKES A MAN TO FIGHT FOR THE WOMAN HE LOVES AND TO GET A WOMAN! & DON'T F'IN CRY WHEN YOU KILL SOMETHING CUZ CRYING WHEN YOU KILL A SIMPLE THING IS FOR SUCKERS OK!
Random: Ok.
Random decided not to give the fly a funeral....
- by Your Silver Seal |
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- | Submitted on 07/15/2009 |
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- Title: A Retarted Love Story
- Artist: Your Silver Seal
- Description: It's not really a love story but consider it as a one. Random and Janice love each other a lot when her father finds out about Random he forces Janice away from Random. Random & Janice can't accept what has happend but, they have too. Comedy, Romance, Etc. Comment and Rate please!
- Date: 07/15/2009
- Tags: retarted love story
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