• Poor Chrissy was shunned by everyone. People thought he was rude and smelled funny, so he went on his own into the wild to live in a cave for three-and-a-half years.
    One day, however, Chrissy was extremely hungry, for a nice, hot, juicy cheeseburger, so he came out of the shelter of his cave and into the warm sunlight. He then walked across town, searching desperately for some sort of burger joint, his stomach grumbling all the way there. At last, he came across a Burger King and eagerly stepped inside. He noticed that many customers were staring at him.
    "Why are you all staring at me?" he asked. "Quit it!"
    Chrissy realized then very randomly by the way that he had to pee very badly, so he stomped his big, dirty, flat feet to the men's restroom. As soon as he walked in, the men in the restroom took one look at him and ran from the bathroom, yelling at him and cursing. Chrissy was wondering why in the world he seemed to be so scary, so he made his way over to the mirror above one of the sinks. He saw a girl staring back at him. Chrissy looked exactly like a chick! His hair had grown long during his time in the cave. It hung over his face like matted curtains. Surprisingly, his hair smelled like... cheeseburgers!
    "Yum." he replied to his thoughts. He stood there smelling his hair so long and hard that when he looked back in the mirror, his hair was all over the floor. He had sniffed so bad that it all fell out!
    He walked out of the bathroom, confident and proud, fairly-well groomed now that his hair problem was fixed. Sure, he was bald, but he still looked better. He felt better too, until laughs followed him outside the bathroom. He was finally feeling un-embarrassed until he realized all he had on were a pair of boxers.