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- кєℓѕєуℓyηηαυgєя - Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ says:
I'm cold
>_>
. . . Shizz .... says:
meh too <_<
- кєℓѕєуℓyηηαυgєя - Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ says:
Matt's not here
>.>
. . . Shizz .... says:
AJ aint here either <_<
- кєℓѕєуℓyηηαυgєя - Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ says:
We should go get them >_>
. . . Shizz .... says:
We should.. you got 580$ I can use ??
- кєℓѕєуℓyηηαυgєя - Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ says:
hmm
well
how much is it to get to the uk and back?
. . . Shizz .... says:
umm. I dunno check the airlines...
- кєℓѕєуℓyηηαυgєя - Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ says:
im too lazy
i guess
well have to walk
better start packin'
we'll be so fit.
oh and bring like
20 pairs of shoes as we will need them.
. . . Shizz .... says:
I only have 2 . . . . . . . My runners and y boots Dx
my**
- кєℓѕєуℓyηηαυgєя - Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ says:
me too
>_>
oh wells
just bring like
. . . Shizz .... says:
oh weal
- кєℓѕєуℓyηηαυgєя - Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ says:
a knife
. . . Shizz .... says:
we could hitch hike....
- кєℓѕєуℓyηηαυgєя - Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ says:
we could but then we'd get raped.
xD
. . . Shizz .... says:
lmao yeah... Kay so a knife, one big arp, s**t load of rope, lots of matches, . . . . . . umm... an ectra long sleeve shirt, an extra t-shirt and a heavy sweater, we could just carry our jackets if it gets too warm
- кєℓѕєуℓyηηαυgєя - Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ says:
okay so
we gonna need our backpacks.
and like.
Music
cause then it wont get quiet
we can jam out to Mr.Jackson.
xD.]
. . . Shizz .... says:
where the hell will we beable to charge our Ipods?
lmao
- кєℓѕєуℓyηηαυgєя - Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ says:
ill being ma charger for a plug and well find somewheres
im guesisng it'll take us like
til christmas
xD
atleast
or maybe
a biut before
so we gonna need
christmas hats
. . . Shizz .... says:
mmhhmm and toboggans... or is there snow in north carolina?
. . . . .
well need a red wagon
- кєℓѕєуℓyηηαυgєя - Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ says:
i donno
but where we goin first?
the UK or NC?
. . . Shizz .... says:
NC is closer and I think we coul then just boat it from there
- кєℓѕєуℓyηηαυgєя - Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ says:
where we gon getta boat?
. . . Shizz .... says:
I dunno some mexican?
- кєℓѕєуℓyηηαυgєя - Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ says:
we'll build one
>_>
. . . Shizz .... says:
out of?
- кєℓѕєуℓyηηαυgєя - Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ says:
then if we get caught ina tsunami or something we can like
swim
or surf
and then
when we get to england
. . . Shizz .... says:
on the remains LMAo but what about the sharks?
theres bull sharks and more than likely hammer heads
- кєℓѕєуℓyηηαυgєя - Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ says:
Sharks.. hm. well we ride them.
:]
xD
. . . Shizz .... says:
well dont bleed kk?
LMAO
- кєℓѕєуℓyηηαυgєя - Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ says:
i'll tryy not too >_>
but you know
id do anything to see Matt
so when he sees me ill be like
a living corpse
. . . Shizz .... says:
lmao youll haunt im xD
- кєℓѕєуℓyηηαυgєя - Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ says:
ts like
i knock
the door opens
Hey uh. I kinda died to see you
so
im taking you with me.
. . . Shizz .... says:
i brought a friend
by the way...
- кєℓѕєуℓyηηαυgєя - Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ says:
they're dead too
. . . Shizz .... says:
shes dead too
- кєℓѕєуℓyηηαυgєя - Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ says:
cause i dragged them along.
. . . Shizz .... says:
xD
- кєℓѕєуℓyηηαυgєя - Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ says:
but you see
id die for you
and i literally just did ike 30 days ago.
so
ionno.
. . . Shizz .... says:
so excuse the rottin flesh....
- кєℓѕєуℓyηηαυgєя - Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ says:
and hes just standin there like
O.O ...
. . . Shizz .... says:
LMAO his parent will be all like "Good heavens child! COme in have some tea while we call the royal gaurd." LMAO
- кєℓѕєуℓyηηαυgєя - Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ says:
xD
its like
we revive
and then like
we go on the journey again
and then he goes through the same thing
and then were like
..."s**t"
"WE DUN HAS THE TEA!"
. . . Shizz .... says:
"We shoulda bought it from the mexican...."
LMAO
- кєℓѕєуℓyηηαυgєя - Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ says:
ROFL
. . . Shizz .... says:
I would laugh so hard if you told em all this xD
- кєℓѕєуℓyηηαυgєя - Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ says:
xD
we gotta keep goin
and then so iz like
"WE GOTTA GO BACK"
"WE NEED THAT SPECIAL TEA STUFF"
so we go back
and get stopped by nazis
and they're all like
"HALT. HAIL HITLA!"
. . . Shizz .... says:
"All hail Hitler b***h!" Ill yeall and they be all like "Guten burg "
- кєℓѕєуℓyηηαυgєя - Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ says:
xD
. . . Shizz .... says:
and then well party with them for a while
- кєℓѕєуℓyηηαυgєя - Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ says:
"you better join za nazis now zen you can become one a zus."
ands were all like "k"
Matts still this corpse
xD
. . . Shizz .... says:
and then hitler would be all like "OMG THEIR JEWS" and then we run like hell back to the USSR
- кєℓѕєуℓyηηαυgєя - Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ says:
XD
then we find better tea
madeby zee Nazis
and theyre like
. . . Shizz .... says:
and them russians will take care of us... and then we will have voldka not tea man LMAO
- кєℓѕєуℓyηηαυgєя - Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ says:
"COME BACK WERE ONLY NAZI GRAMMA DEWDs"
. . . Shizz .... says:
LM EFFIN AO im saveing this xD
- кєℓѕєуℓyηηαυgєя - Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ says:
and were like.. "SAIL AWAY SAIL AWAY SAIL AWAY"
and we eat popcorn and mayo til we get back to the Canadian Border
and then
the dudes are all like "Is that really what you canadians eat?"
And then Ill say "Naw.. We just eat it when were on boats.." and Ill throw in some chocolae brownies that look like poop in a wrapper and then we will get sick and hurl off the side. Then some american will have to clean p the puke
LOL
AND THEN
We get back to my house
and then
its like
bump bump in the night.
but
we cant figure out what it is
so we pull an all nighty
. . . Shizz .... says:
we wont be cold anmore!
- кєℓѕєуℓyηηαυgєя - Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ says:
nighter*
. . . Shizz .... says:
We wont be cold cuz Matt and AJ will be with us
- кєℓѕєуℓyηηαυgєя - Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ says:
and we find out that its some hobo outside in a trash can
and zen
we goes to bed
and wake up with hangovers. and dont remember drrinking
. . . Shizz .... says:
and we have a baby in between us
- кєℓѕєуℓyηηαυgєя - Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ says:
and were like
WHOSE IS THAT?
. . . Shizz .... says:
Its mine Dx
You r the father!
- кєℓѕєуℓyηηαυgєя - Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ says:
XD.
and then
some lady comes in
and shes like
"DA ******** CHU DO WIF MY BABY. SICKOS"
*****
and were like
..."?"
. . . Shizz .... says:
Im ******** takeing care of this baby that was left in the trash b***h!
So there Dx
- кєℓѕєуℓyηηαυgєя - Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ says:
and zen
we fight over it
and we end up failing.
:
xD.
and zen
. . . Shizz .... says:
miserably... the cops said so >_<
- кєℓѕєуℓyηηαυgєя - Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ says:
so zen
we go back
to the bed
and zen.?
. . . Shizz .... says:
and thennn................ Beevis and Butthead randomly walk in and are all like "he heh heh heh... Acdc rock heh hehh"
- кєℓѕєуℓyηηαυgєя - Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ says:
then mo comes over and her and i start singing mo and ko random songs
and you come in with a drum beat
and zennnnnnn
we eat zah cookies.
. . . Shizz .... says:
oooh and then we make fudge... and then my hand falls off in the fudge cuz its still all rotten
- кєℓѕєуℓyηηαυgєя - Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ says:
and zen
were like "eww" and i sew your hand bac on and Mo's like "...what the eff guys what happened to ya'll ya'll are zombies"
and then we all lookat her go all thriller on her and michael jackson just like comes alive and sings thriller
and we all do the thriller dance xD
. . . Shizz .... says:
lmao sounds like a plan
- by Tanya Reikasu |
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- | Submitted on 03/06/2010 |
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- Title: The epic journey
- Artist: Tanya Reikasu
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Description:
Alright yall so me and my friend were talking on MSN one night and wee kinda ended up on this whole make up a story thing about going to our lovers in different countries.
Caution! This was posted at 3:00 am so the spelling is wayy outta wack! - Date: 03/06/2010
- Tags: epic journey weird funny random
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- Tanya Reikasu - 07/05/2010
- We just happen to be epic like that. Yeah, get jealous xD
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- Morbid Humour - 07/05/2010
- alright, spelling aside - not that it matters when it's on a chat, for that matter ^^ - this is amazing and funny. I laughed so hard at the end there. ;D I wish my friends and I could come up with stuff like this at 3am in the morning. XD
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