• Child, I see you've found the diary. What diary, you ask. I laugh at you, child, not knowing. I'm sure most of your friends have read that diary. They haven't? Hm, well maybe you should read it to them. You don't want to? Ha, well maybe I will. You want me to read it to you now, child? How can I? I am busy running this library...yes, I know no one is here, but...oh fine, child, I shall read it to you. Now pull up a chair, while I grab my glasses. Yes, I do have glasses. Oh, child, please just sit down and be quiet. Now...where would you like me to start? The beginning, or where the bookmark is? Alright, now, quiet down, and I shall start...