• One day there was a lonley llama. The lonely llama wanted to have a friend to talk to, so she rigged up a device that could instantly transport any body of mass in the universe to her. She spent much time working on it and was just about done, when a very large octopus with a monacle and top hat and a miniature pet moose came walking by. The very large octopus with a monacle and top hat and a miniature pet moose looked at the lonley llama, and asked, with a light, fancy British accent, "Afternoon, good madamm. If it's not any trouble, I would like to inquire to you the general location we would be located at this moment? MMhmmmmmm....". The lonley llama, both shy and enormously stupid when around other creatures that were unfamiliar to her, sputterted out, with an annoying squeel, "RABBEN FLABBEN GOOBEN BOOBEN GOOBLEDEY GOOPIDY...", she stopped. "I'm sorry, sir, I get nervous around people I don't know...I seem to be over it now...". The very large octopus with a monacle and top hat and a miniature pet moose looked at her and replied, with a gentle smile, "Mmmyes, and you became used to me that fast, mmm?". The lonley llama blushed, saying "I guess...". A look of joy spread over the very large octopus with a monacle and top hat and a miniature pet moose's face, and he asked the lonley llama to marry him, and live happilly ever after in his bubblegum flavored salad bowl made of cardboard and pencils. The lonley llama agreed, and the lonley llama and the very large octopus with a monacle and top hat and a miniature pet moose lived happily ever after in the very large octopus with a monacle and top hat and a miniature pet moose's bubblegum flavored salad bowl made of cardboard and pencils.

    Soon after, a talking electric guitar with an amplifier built into him was walking down the road where the lonley llama had left her universal mass transport device. He gazed in amazement, wondering of the many things he could have, that could be brought to him with it.

    He took the universal mass transport device back to his brick igloo home. He sat down, staring at it, wondering what he could do with it. While he was wondering what he could do with it, his girlfriend, an ostrich with an enormous beak and large talons, asked him to help her with her homework. She was still going to ostricollege, working on getting her bachlorettes degree in deoderant manufacturing. The talking electric guitar with an amplifier built into him quickly snapped at her, saying "I don't need you anymore, I can have whatever I want now!". He pointed to the universal mass transport device. "Oh yeah?", the ostrich with the enormous beak and large talons retorted, "Well I don't need you either!". She went to scratch his strings off with her large talons and peck his pickups with her enormous beak, and he jumped back, yelling, That's it. I'm GONE!". He took the universal mass transport device, and slammed the door on his way out. That was the last time the talking electric guitar with an amplifier built into him and the ostrich with the enormous beak and large talons ever saw each other again.

    A few months later, the ostrich with the enormous beak and large talons realized she was pregnant. She thought it was a discrace to have such a thing coming from the guitar, and popped it out and threw it at the wall. It then fell into a wormhole located in a crappy painting on the wall, spun in a circle all the way around the universe, and landed back in the brick igloo.



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    Years later, the baby, which had developed into a small Chipmunk, had begun to develop it's squeaker. He loved it, and squeaked all day and night. He couldn't stop squeaking, he just loved it.
    Most of the other creatures around him became very annoyed at this, and decided to do something about it. They put a spell on him, to turn him into a bunny, so he couldn't squeak anymore.
    Over time, he had gotten used to not being able to squeak. But one day, a Grand Piano named BlahBlubber had discovered him with his Infrared Goggles. He walked up to him, and said "Hey, bunny, I like toast, and you look like you need something to do." He then handed the bunny a keyboard, and took off on a flying pig.
    The bunny looked at the keyboard, and threw it aside, labeling it useless to him; it would not help him to squeak again.

    A few years later, the bunny was cleaning out his cage when he came upon the old, beat up keyboard. He went to throw it out, when it rang to him. It rang like a firetruck angel, like a cannon on reverse-steriods, like a rainy whistle muffin. He found the sound beatiful, as if it was calling him to join it. He sat down, and did what seemed natural to him. The synchronized melody was so beautiful, it overcame him to a point where he didn't want to ever stop, to ever leave it. He started to bring the keyboard everywhere he went.

    One day, after so much time with the keyboard, it became part of him. There was nothing he could do to get rid of the melody inside him. He did nothing to stop it, however, for he enjoyed it very much.

    He continued to produce songs, every day it seemed. He loved music, so much. It was his form of expression, the way he compensated for not having his squeaker. He also liked to listen to other creatures music. These creatures became his friends, and they produced music together, bringing forth a whole new way for the bunny to express himself. He absolutely loved making music with the other creatures; so much, in fact that he didn't really know what he would do without them. He was happy.



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    One day, the bunny was off in the forest, scooping up field mice, popping their heads and what not. The fairy had told him not to, but he did anyway.
    As he was coming back to his village, there was a sudden massive tremble in the earth. It was so tremendous, the ground started to crack, and creatures all started falling in. Fearing for his musical partners, he ran around the village looking for them. He tried to squeak for them, but he couldn't; all he could do was run around trying to find them.
    Suddenly, the crack grew larger, and he could see all his musical partners being sucked into the tremendous crack in the earth. He was devistated, wondering what he would do now that they were gone. Desperate, confused, and scared, he ran home. When he arrived, there was nothing left but the crappy painting that was on the wall and, in fear, jumped through the wormhole, the same one he had been in as a baby.

    The wormhole sucked him through the universe quite a few times, and spat him back out in a mysterious, brightly light hallway. He wondered what was at the end of the hallway, completely forgetting what he had left behind him. He speeded off to the end of the hallway, and as he reached the end, he was taken back, astonished at what he saw. There was a huge room, filled with all sorts of musical instruments, more than could possibly be imagined. He was happy.