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Me: Don't you think Sasori is soooooooo hot? >o<
Kisame: I have the right to not answer that question.
Hidan: *walks into room*
Me: I just want to fuak Sasori against a wall.
Hidan: He's a puppet, dammit! scream
Kisame: Don't you have a boyfriend?
Me: Uh...What was his name? Uhm...er....D...Dakota Fanning?
Hidan & Kisame: *facepalm*
Sasori: *walks into room* Whatcha guys talking about?
Hidan: The fact that she thinks---
Me: WE SHOULD STOP GLOBAL WARMING DAMMIT! THOSE PEOPLE WARMING THE EARTH WITH THEIR ARMPITS!!!
Kisame: *sigh* EL of Major Cosplay does not own the akatsuki.
Me: Guess what Kisame? I just bought you at an auction. blaugh
Kisame: YOU OUT BID ITACHI?!
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WARNING: I MAY PUT DRAMATIC SCENES HERE
Note: The first part is lame-ish, but you need to read it to under stand the rest of the series. >o< wink
Chap. 5: Sasori's hotness (Hidan: FIREWOOD!!!! xd Me: Dammit, Hidan, shut up! scream )
I was on the internet looking at fanfics on fanfiction.net, when I read a story that caught my eye. It was a y@oi story of Deidara & Sasori. Not like one of those sick ones that are so dirty, this is awesome. It's about Sasori loving Deidara, but Deidara not liking back because he thought Sasori was a man wh0re. It was so sweet, yet annoying/weird/creepy, how Sasori was trying to lure Deidara. (If you want to read it, it's called 'This Means War' by uh... 'cool-pants-dude' Not sure about the username. On FanFiction.net. Just think of Deidara as a girl...kinda...)
I was also reading some other fanfics about Sasori (yup, I'm a real freak, right? I need to take a break from Deidara SOMETIMES). ...and also looked up photoes of him...
I thought he was...hot. >o< Shut up, you have Deidara.
But he is hot!
Yes, so his Hidan, but you don't drool about Hidan and search him on the internet.
I am not---Oh, holy Shikamaru, I am drooling.
Nii-san called everyone for a meeting. I went to the meeting room and zoned out. Thinking about him, but was snapped out of my fantasies when Nii-san yelled at me.
Pein: Mazumi, stop staring at Sasori!
Oh, sh!t.
Sasori turned to me a bit confused, as did Deidara. I blushed in embarrassment.
Pein: Anyways, I think we should...
The meeting was over in about 10 minutes or so and everyone began to leave. Hidan walked over to me.
Hidan: Someone likes Sasori.
Me: Biitch off, emo priest!
Hidan: Heh. *walks away*
I need to tell someone my feelings, but I can't tell Sasori, 'cause...y'know. And not Tobi...'cause he'd take this as a chance to molest Deidara. And I can't tell Deidara 'cause he'd be mad at me. That leaves Nii-san, Konan, Itachi, Kisame, Hidan, Kakuzu, and Zetsu.
Well...x out Nii-san & Konan...just 'cause. Nii-san wouldn't care and he'd pull Konan away with him. Hidan would burst out laughing (Hidan: H3LL YEAH!!!! Me: =.=). Itachi would be silent the whole time. Kakuzu is heartless even though he has 4 hearts >o<. Zetsu would eat my arm. And that leaves...Kisame. D: I have no choice...
I went to Kisame's door and knocked.
Kisame: What the he---Oh, Mazumi. What're you doing here?
Me: Uh... I wanted to talk to you about something...
Kisame: Uh....Okay? Come in?
Me: *comes inside*
Kisame: What'd you want to talk about?
Me: It's just that... Uh...
Kisame: What?
Me: Do you think...Sasori's hot?
Kisame: O.O Uh...I don't know. Why?
Me: I love Deidara, but Sasori is d@mn motherfuucking hawt!!!!
Kisame: Please stop saying that...
Me: What do I do?!
Kisame: Uh... Why'd you choose to ask me?
Me: *holds Kisame's cloak neck thingy* Because I can't ask anyone else!!! I'm desperate, help meh!!!!!!!!! *anime tears*
Kisame: Uh... I think you should figure out who you love more, then decide. Like, make a list of things you like about them, and stuff you don't like about them.
Me: OMJ YOUR SO SMART!!!! I WUV YOU AND THANKY YOU~!!!! *huggles*
Kisame: *a little creeped out (he's gay, so...he wouldn't blush >o< wink *
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Me: Will I continue this? Probably not. XD Let me change into random mode. So now, the comedy is down here and this is now part of the story.
Deidara: OMJ YOU THINK SASORI'S HOT, UN????!!!!!!!! YOU'RE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER, UN!!!!!!
Me: YOU THINK MEGAN FOX IS HOT!!!
Deidara: EVERYONE DOES, UN!!!!!!
Me: WELL----wait, you're right. But, A LOT OF OTHER PEOPLE THINK SASORI IS HOT!!!!!
Deidara: LIKE WHO, UN!!!!!!!!
Me: YOU, TEME!!!!!!!!
Deidara: HOW THE FRACK DID YOU FRAGGIN' KNOW, UN???!!!!!!!!!
Me: HE TOLD ME, YEAH!!!!!!!!
Deidara & I: *arguing back and forth*
Kisame: *sigh* How'd he find out?
Hidan: I didn't show him the story. Kukuku.
Kisame: *facepalm*
Tobi: DEIDARA-SEMPAI IS TOBI'S NOW!!!!! MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Sasori: *walks into room* Why is every being so loud?
Hidan: MAZUMI THINKS YOUR----
Me: *throws him out window* SHUT THE FUUCK UP!!!!!!!!
Sasori: O.O
Deidara: WHY DO YOU LIKE HIM, UN????!!!!!! I MEAN, HE'S A FUUCKING PUPPET!!!!
Hidan: *from outside* That's what I fuucking said!!
Sasori: Wha...? I'm confused.
Me: SO WHAT IF I DO, DAMMIT!!!!!!
Deidara: YOU'RE WITH ME, BIITCH, UN!!
Me: SO NOW I'M A BIITCH?!!!
Deidara: YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN ONE,UN!!!!!!!!!
Everyone: Ooooooooh.
Me: So maybe we should break up, yeah?
Deidara: Yeah, un. And guess what, un? *dips Sasori and kisses him*
Sasori: Mmphaphamghapam!!!!!!!!
Tobi & I: *jawdrops and we pale*
Deidara: There, un!!!!
Sasori: *twitch twitch* O.e
Tobi & I: *faint*
Kisame: *sigh* I'll go take them in the infirmary. *picks us up*
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Me: There. I did it.
Itachi: I didn't get to say anything. =.=
Me: You're too quiet, that's why, botox face.
Itachi: *glare*
Me: *glares at him so hard his head explodes*
Kisame: ITACHI-SAN!!!!!
Deidara: Why this, un??? TT______TT
Me: I get bored sometimes, DeiDei-kun. I might get back together with you later in the series.
Sasori: *sigh* *says quietlly* Why does she have to make my heart beat faster?
Me: OMJ YOU LOVE ME TOO DANNA!!!!! 0A0
Sasori: O////////////O N-no, I don't.
Me: Yes you do~! 4laugh
Sasori: I-I'm out of here. =//////////////=
Hidan: Rate and Comment. If you write something bad, I'll tear you to pieces and hang your intestines in my room.
Reader: D:
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- Title: The Random Akatsuki Chap. 6
- Artist: EL of Major Cosplay
- Description: Fishy >(((o)>
- Date: 07/06/2011
- Tags: random akatsuki comedy sasori
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- XXXXXXXXXXXD - 07/06/2011
- *Huggles Hidan* You got hurt for it but it was worth it. EL! No more Deidara??? WHY??? Don't hurt my smexy follower of Jashin pweze... Unless he deserves it. Like Deidara...*slaps Deidara* he desrved it.
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