Life after Death; Dragons?

• Artist: Benjamin Blackstone
• Description: If one looks at the various answers to the question, "what happens after death?", you could be left wanting several options. There may be a heaven or hell. Heaven and no hell, Nirvana, Reincarnation, Ghostly Existence, or some other answer. Each of them have just as much proof of existence as the rest; Yet I am not satisfied with any of these. I want more from my dreams of an afterlife; I want Dragons.
• Date: 12/04/2011
• Tags: proposed possibility life dragons death

I put forth the idea that after death we are thrown into another universe and reincarnated into Dragons. Do not ridicule this notion. While the other examples have religions to back their claim, I have the Epic cool factor; both have equal merit in my eyes.

Once you die there is no true judgment. Merely a distilling of your true self to be cultivated into dragon form. If you were "evil" then you will turn into a fierce looking dragon of death and suffering so you can more effectively terrorize others. If you were "good" then you will turn into a beautiful shiny dragon to attract other dragons for social events. The strength of your personality and will affect your size in the next life. A quiet and mousy person will be smaller, less imposing and perhaps cute. While someone who takes charge and commands attention will become a Large, regal one. Personality will also determine color along with how "good" or "bad" you were.

We will spend our time doing what dragons do. Exploring the universe, Learning, and terrorizing sheep. There may be humans, there may be elves, I do not know; but I do know there will be dragons, and what else do we need?