Marry Me

• Artist: Ich_Liebe_Deutschland
• Description: I was listening to the song Dead Man (Carry Me) by Jars of Clay, and was inspired to write a parody based around my obsession over the character Jacob Black from the Twilight Saga. Now obviously I'm not really quite this obsessed, I exaggerated to make it funnier.
  
  Team Jacob: Because Real Men Don't Sparkle
• Date: 11/24/2008
• Tags: marry jacob black twilight team

November 21 got a lot of things on my mind
I’m looking at a hottie through a new spy satellite
I pick up my cell phone, just about to make the call
So I can tell you if he moves, if he does anything at all

Chorus:
So marry me,
Oh Taylor Lautner
You’re so much hotter
Than that other guy
Sorry Rob,
I want a real man
Real men don’t sparkle
Not part of my plan

I woke up from a dream about a wolf with russet fur
From the look in his eyes I knew it was Jake for sure
He’s hot enough to burn, majestic paws to pound the earth
My legs would run to him but I can’t seem to make them work
Won’t work

Chorus

Will you marry me?
Please marry me
I love you Jacob Black
I love you Jacob Black
Marry me
Please marry me

Chorus x2

Comments

[Uh-Lhi-Suh]

err.... for the person below me.... its lmao.... not imao......noobs.... anyway, if its from twilight, its gay and sucks a** :3

[silverpie98]

haha!!!!!! thats so imao cute!!!lol!!!i agree wif summer about the marriage proposal part!! smile

[summercake]

LOL!!!! thats sooooo amusing!!! but it could make a gd marriage proposal!!!5/5 smile

[ShadowKissedSharon]

lol thats funny XD it might actually make a good song seriously ^^ lmao XP