• One day I told my mother
    I wanted to be just like Superman

    I told her
    I want that big "S" on my chest

    She asked
    "Well, what will you call yourself?"

    Larry the Amazing-Super-Fantastic Man
    I said with pride

    She turned to me with a great big smile
    And I didn't know what to expect

    My mother laughed
    "So shouldn't you have a big L on your forehead?"