• Muffins are muffins, there's nuthin like muffins;
    You just can't beat muffins, no other will do...
    If you don't like muffins then you are a puffin,
    So try ENGLISH muffins, 'cos they'll have to do.

    Blueberry, Cinnamon, Chocolate or Plain,
    Raisin and Apple (the weird ones in Spain),
    Muffins are heaven, the Muffin Man's king,
    and ITS NOT A RUDE WORD! Its an innocent thing.