• I got through the writing arena,
    perusing to find something amusing.
    I look at the most popular poems and exclaim "What the ********!?
    Another depressing poem by some guy named Chuck!"
    I search and search but find the same all over,
    making me go insane and want to start over.
    But an idea struck me, why not write one of my own?
    I raced on my computer and typed wildly,
    seeing it fall into place all not too mildly.
    And although you might think it seems odd and quaint,
    I raise my head and write my complaint.