• If I were not a wizard,
    With craft unkind and keen,
    You wouldn't have to worry
    That you might wake up green.
    I couldn't, with no fanfare,
    And a minimum of fuss,
    Transform you into butter
    Or a hippopotamus

    If I were not a wizard,
    Unwa veringly weird,
    You'd not have sprouted antlers
    And a fifty-foot-long beard.
    I'd lack the talent to transmute
    Your breakfast into leaves,
    And there would be no butterflies
    Residing in your sleeve.

    You'd find no fish and melons
    Perched atop your feathered head,
    Your ears would not b fashioned
    Out of jam and gingerbread.
    I'd never haved transmogrified
    Your nose into yam,
    If I were not a wizard-
    But then again...I am!