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I once had a secretary,
Her name was Lori.
And hidden in her desk
Was a bedtime story.
I asked her to whom
She read this tale.
But she laughed in my face
And called me a snail.
To this I frowned,
For it made no sense.
I thought and I thought,
And I really felt dense.
As I turned around
To return to my work,
She accused me of flirting
And called me a jerk.
I have no book,
She insisted to me.
Get out of here, now.
Shall I count to three?
I left, of course,
But I did have a scheme.
I intended to catch her
With her hands on the ream.
One day I managed,
But away she ran.
She knocked down a guard,
And a garbage can.
He fell down the stairs
To land on the ground.
He hit himself hard,
Though he made no sound.
The lady, I fired
At the end of the day,
By sending her home
With a year's worth of pay.
- by luvs2wolf_is_a_dragon |
- Poetry And Lyrics
- | Submitted on 10/14/2008 |
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- Title: The Bedtime Story
- Artist: luvs2wolf_is_a_dragon
- Description: Another silly poem for the poetry game.
- Date: 10/14/2008
- Tags: bedtime story garbage hidden
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Comments (1 Comments)
- Gold Dragonrider Menolly - 10/15/2008
- You are very right. It is indeed silly, but you get kudos from me because it's not easy coming up with a poem that long with just 5 words to form it around.
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