• Sometimes I just wish I could throw lifes reality away and redraw the universe in a fantastically obsurd way,

    I would gather stars and throw them around to spell names and create pictures in the sky,

    I would sit in a field under a tree and ask the wise Black Phooka why banshee's never smile at all,

    I would skip on the rocks of every pond until the moss grew over and created a bed for all the mornings critters,

    I would climb every mountain embracing the cold winter breezes like they were of my aquantence,

    I would sail all the seas of every world and ask the merpeople why they swam beneith our grasp of reason and science,

    I would walk throught the clouds and have an argument with every god about whether tomatoes were a fruit or vegetable,

    I'd shape every tree and flower in the forest to my wonderous liking, ignoring the bickering of the wood nymphs,

    As I counted the grains of sand in the deserst I would party with all of the cacti, and their solum awkwardness of pains and prickles,

    I would decide that the sun would be red, the grass would be blue, the fire green, and the sky a nice faint purple, along with the waters,

    I would take a plunger and suck the war, hunger, and violence, out of the world right from the volcanoes,

    I would undo the issues of racism, and religeon, and the only quarrel to be made was if the toast was left in the toaster for too long,

    I would read the doctor Suess books aloud, letting the pictures jump right off the page and grow, the who's would all live on the moon, along with Horton and all the other miraculous creations that man thought up,

    Unicorns would come back, because I made sure Noah and his Ark didn't leave them behind because they slpashed in their puddles,

    Christmas would stay, but I do not think all of the government holidays would keep in present, instead, we would have Squid Day, where we dove into the ocean and rode their backs because they were so great,

    At the end of those seven days, I rested creating the sabbeth all over again. and the black Phooka told me everyithing.