Beware it Swears

• Artist: Mutandanstan
• Description: I laughed while writing this, so no, it isn't seriously written in a serious tone. By the way, what do you think of this?
• Date: 05/10/2009
• Tags: beware swears

I see the world around me,
As it turns its lofty head around,
Its sneering nose and lofty hose,
Ensnaring its hefty a** upwards,
As it assumes it position in its mind,
Control of the universe is its,
No others.

Then the Sun came,
With the moon in tow,
As the Earth died,
Its sneering nose burnt off,
And its lofty hose caught up,
Cutting the earth in two,
This Egotistical world,
There are no others like it,
No others.

Comments

[MonsterFlash]

When I read 'hose' I more thought of the ladies' underwear becuase of 'pantyhose' which my mom just calls her 'hose' so...

[dawnofthelight]

I love the personification of the earth here, and when you say "And its lofty hose caught up, cutting the earth in two" I think of a hose simultaneously going around the earth and squeezing it like a balloon until it cuts in half like a blob. ^^haha

[Mutandanstan]

your right, it won't let you 'There are so many great words out there. Why not try typing some for your comment?' grr!!

[WereSquishy]

Ha...
Wish nothing was an acceptable comment...

[Mutandanstan]

I win

[Mutandanstan]

N

[WereSquishy]

I win.