• Hey, girl
    Stop reading those dumb comic books
    And would you put your clothes on the hooks?
    And stop wearing black
    You look like a sack
    Please just say it ain't so

    And stop lookin' emo
    You eat too many Cream-O's
    And I beg for you
    To wear those pairs of your shoes
    That fit you and click you so well
    And would you, for once, not look in my sea shell
    For there is a crab in there
    So just stop growing less hair

    Never thought I'd say this but I miss you, dear
    I really regret you not being here
    Though you look really goth
    And you act like a sloth
    You'll still be my friend through and through