• I chase squirrels in the park.
    "I love you, squirrel!"
    I attack my friends with hugs.
    "I wub you, buddy."
    I scream at teachers when I get angry.
    "SHUT UP, YOU INSUFFERABLE PIECE OF MEAT!"
    I play games for hours on end.
    "No, NOO!!!! Awww, I died again!"
    I don't interact with idiots.
    "Out of my way, half-wit."
    I am smart.
    "I'm not a nerd. I'm just smarter than you."
    I talk. A lot.
    "Omg, did you see that guy's hair?! It was, like, SO poofy! Hey, did you see the new movie, because I did! It was awesome! But I feel asleep halfway through it so I missed the end and....."