• Eat a pie and hope all night,
    That you won't wake and see the light

    Eat a pie and hope all day,
    That your boyfriend isn't gay

    Eat a pie and hope all week,
    That your future isn't bleak

    Eat a pie and hope all year,
    That the end is not near

    Eat a pie and hope all your life,
    That your teacher will swallow a knife

    Eat a pie and have smexx,
    Then mark the place with an X

    Eat a pie and and a tuna sandwich,
    Then drink some fruit puch, and a witch.

    Eat a pie and then you'll know,
    Next time, eat some snow.