• On Halloween I didn't get jack.
    Cause my mom made me dress up as Jack Black.
    I told her his career is long dead.
    She said whatever you silly red head.

    On Christmas I didn't get jack
    My mom said lets get some knick-nacks.
    So we went to the shop.
    We got her a soda pop.

    On Easter I didn't get jack.
    My mom took us to see Men In Black.
    I thought it was bad.
    So I decided to live with my dad.