• Once upon a time there was a man

    by him I was loved

    he was my most beloved

    He was a little shy at times

    and up the ladder of my heart he climbs

    He was a little on the pervy side

    but that didn't matter, now I'm his bride

    he is my one and only

    I am no longer lonely

    something of a tease

    won't you please, oh won't you please

    say those words one more time

    that lovely lovely little chime

    I love you, its true

    I really do.