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The Song About Masturbation
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by
Shixt
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Poetry And Lyrics
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| Submitted on 08/16/2009 |
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*Sung to the tune of "I'm On A Boat" by "The Lonely Island"*
Aw s**t!
Everybody get your towels ready cause it's about to go down.
Everybody in the place, hit the ******** deck!
But keep on your mother ******** toes.
I blow my load.
I blow my load.
Everybody look at me cause I'm gonna blow my load.
I blow my load.
I blow my load.
Take a good hard look at the mother ******** load.
I grease my bone, mother ******** take a look at me.
Straight flowing down the float for everyone to see.
Bustin' five knots in, stainin' up ma coat.
You can't stop me mother ******** as I blow my load
*Take a picture, trick.
I charm my cobra b***h.
We watchin' pre-bought porn cause it's so rich.
I got my rubber gloves, and I'm slingin jellies.
I'm flippin' dicks, you at home just flippin floppies (Floppies as in floppy disks, rofl.)
I'm trippin on viagra, doin tricks and s**t.
This porn is crazy, I'm gettin everybody all wet.
But this ain't Playboy. This is as real as it gets.
I'm jackin off mother ********, don't you ever forget.
I'm tossin off and, it's ******** mad and,
I got a snoopy dog themed porno set and.
I'm the king of the c** on the same s**t as Leo,
If you're off the porn then you're sure not me, oh.
GET THE ******** OUT! THIS s**t IS REAL!
******** friends, I've got porn mother ********.
******** feet, I've got hands mother ********.
I rub my d**k with my boys mother ********.
This damn porno make noise ********.
Hey ma, you shouldn't see me now.
Arms down low, pun-chin the clown.
Gonna stroke it off to the moon somehow.
Like yankin the crank, anything is possible.
Yeah, never thought I'd call for mayo.
It's just a big white slippery road.
Oh Satan, look at me. Oh. All hands on deck.
Never thought I'd see the day I saw a big sludge cummin my way.
Believe me when I say, I varnished the caaaaanneee.
I blow my load.
I blow my load.
Everybody look at me cause I'm gonna blow my load.
I blow my load.
I blow my load.
Take a good hard look at the mother ******** load.
Riley Gilmore-
August 17 2009
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Title:
The Song About Masturbation
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Artist:
Shixt
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Description:
Just a song I made when I was bored.
"The Masturbation Song (I Blow My Load)"
By Riley Gilmore
Original song -
"I'm on a Boat" by "The Lonely Island"
Credit -
The Lonely Island - For the original song.
OMGWTFMichael - For saying it's badasssss.
Also note I live in Aus.
So it's the 17th not the 16th here.
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Date:
08/16/2009
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Tags:
song
about
masturbation
boat
twilight
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