• joker is my only friend,
    i watch him on my tv set.
    he makes me laugh every time,
    when he does any crime.
    my "friends" say i'm screwed up,
    well geuss what,lifes tough.

    batman is okay at times,
    but i'd only give him a nine.
    batwomen is okay too,
    but not as good as you.
    joker,my friend.

    joker is my only friend,
    i watch him on my tv set.
    he makes me laugh every time,
    when he does any crime.
    my "friends" say i'm screwed up,
    well geuss what,lifes tough.