• So many nights I've sat at this desk
    Trying to develop a tune.
    Such an elusive melody, it seems
    As great as Claire de Lune.

    At least it must be presumed
    By any rather candid onlooker.
    As, quite frankly, my friends, my dears
    Inspiration is a really pissy hooker.

    As soon as I begin a piece
    It seems glowing and sweet.
    But when I exhaust my meagre facilities
    It's bulging from what's really not 1337.

    How many times have I murdered a sonata
    A toccata, and maybe a concerto?
    I haven't kept track, and don't intend to now--
    For if I start I'm sure to-- are you sure that bass isn't Alberto?

    And! Alas! It seems my time's at an end
    Don't fret, as though you were going to anyway.
    But just keep in mind my plight, kind sirs
    And hate the Inspirer for the rest of your days.