• A friend...
    Is nice
    They'll always be there for you
    They'll catch you when you fall

    A friend...
    Can always cheer you up
    They can always make you laugh
    They'll give you cookies

    A friend...
    Will help you with homework
    Will take the blame
    Will never let you down
    
...can you say the same about yourself?
    After you left me?
    Watched as I fell?
    Left me crying?
    Left me angry?
    Left me with nothing?
    You didn't help at all
    You didn't take the blame, but it was all your fault
    You let me down

    I'll never fall
    For your tricks again.
    Because...
    I'm saying GOODBYE.
    Now who’s the one at loss?

    But no, you come back to me
    Claiming we’re best friends
    OMIGOSH! I HAVEN’T SEEN YOU IN FOREVER!
    I MISS YOU!!!!

    Um, no.
    Go along now to your possy of
    Fake friends
    And see how much I care

    Let's get this cleared up.
    I will never
    Ever
    Turn to to you again
    As a friend