• The worst best Christmas ever

    twas the night before christmas in which i must confess
    were as horrible as eating a enchilada/cat hair food mess
    it was 1:00 in the morning and everyone was asleep
    until we heard a huge CRASH!, a scream and a beep!
    my mom came down running with a weapon in hand
    she yelled "get back here!" as the robber ran
    she chased and chased ,dad called the police
    and damn was that robber in for a beat
    -ing(couldnt find a rhyme.)
    it was going well but then my mom tripped
    the robber ran he jumped and he flipped
    my mom screamed as he got on a van
    they started it up and behind she ran
    man did those robbers take a lot
    they stole the lights the presents and what-not
    well shortly after the the whole theft
    we scurried around to find what was left
    we went to the mall and to the store
    but everywhere we went they said "no more"
    i managed to find a crystal ball that said worlds best dad
    and a cheap macaroni sculpture that wasn't so bad
    for my cousins i found recycled lipstick different shades and hues
    if there's one thing ill always remember is my 3 Rs recycle reduce and reuse
    thanx to the robbers we were really troubled
    and suddenly at our darkest hour the problems doubled
    me and my cousins were feeling lazy
    my uncle got drunk and man did he go crazy
    he started dancing to lean like a cholo and boy does he suck
    i stopped him and tied him with string till he was stuck
    and then while i slept my brothers glued my head to couch
    i woke up from my nap and rip! OW.
    well that was almost the end of christmas for my family and me
    oh yeah and then my dog took down the christmas tree
    just when i thought it couldnt be worse
    we get a call from my mom saying she lost her purse
    well the only thing that was in the purse was 500$ ok
    we were filled with misfortune and a bunch of dismay
    but just when the clock struck 12:00 for midnight
    like a swooping bird landing from his flight
    there was my grandma with cake in hand
    my cousins friends hired a band
    my grandpa brought decorations and stuff
    that's when my Christmas stopped being rough
    thanx to my family for holding on and being tough
    my moms friends brought everything from food and a candy cane
    i guess they all saved us from going insane
    my moms party was changed from the horrible to the best
    and yes i do believe it was better than the rest
    id like to give thanks to all my friends and family
    for being tough and bearing with me
    well im all out off words and ive caught riders block
    I gotta go drink hot cocoa and hang up my sock
    well uh h i know im not very good at rhymes
    merry Christmas ~! farewell and good times

    so what u think ? wink