• One day, I came home from work
    And found this message on my desk.
    I thought some kind of stupid jerk
    Had placed this joke in my pile of mess.

    I read it through and read it through,
    But it didn’t make any sense!
    Then I looked into the sky so very blue,
    Then realised it must be from the future tense!

    “Help,” Said the first line “you’re our only hope.
    We are in desperate need of your help!
    We are being invaded by aliens; we cannot cope.
    They’re the Goobygobblegelp!

    This is a message from the future;
    December the 21st, 2012, to be precise.
    These alien’s queen is a real smoocher
    And this isn’t very nice.

    Our situation isn’t funny;
    It’s really rather serious!
    All this smooching and smooching like a lovesick bunny
    Is making us go delirious!

    You’re the only one who can help us now
    By altering our history.
    Go down to the pet store and buy that half price hay.
    Even if your feet are blistery.

    If you don’t, it will start a chain reaction
    And our hope will disappear.
    If you do not do this noble action,
    It will lead the Goobygobblegelps here!

    And so I went down to the pet store
    And bought that half price hay.
    And I thought more and more
    About this dizzy day.