• Soccer Star is not what they call me,
    They talk about me behind my back when they think I don't see,
    They think I'm stupid, they think I'm dumb,
    My life,as you can tell is not very fun,
    I get straight A's,they think I'm a nerd,
    I think the whole thing is just absurd
    Everyone thinks I'm as dumb as a shoelace,
    But why don't they say that to my face,
    I for one don't think this is right,
    But I guess that's just my miserable life