• Ode to my favorite pineapple

    oh! look at you with your spiny shell!
    Shall I rip you open like a bear?
    only time shall tell!
    How should I look for your opening? oh where?

    I Wait so long to eat your yellowy goodness!
    You smell so good as your spines come off you!
    I wouldn't take you any-less!
    but you look rotten is this true?

    I wonder what has come over you!
    are you sad or just not glad?
    Is it because I took away your guardian crew?
    Now I can't eat you and this makes me mad!

    I guess I shall leave you here to die!
    But I will fend the gathering fly!
    As I would think this fair!
    This is sadining so I must stare!

    Farewell tasty pineapple!
    you've had a nice life!