• Zombies are like children, they die in the end.
    Although you may not know
    they're just as troublesome.
    You feed them brains
    you feed children mush
    you teach zombies to maul
    children already maul
    zombies don't talk
    children have to learn
    zombies only care about your brain
    children care about video games
    As you can see they're the same.
    But which would you choose?
    how about,
    raising your children from the dead?