• Joy to the world while you're decking all the halls
    Ya better watch out or we'll kick you in the balls
    Here we come a-wassailing Feliz Navidad
    Grandma got run over by a reindeer fa-la-la

    Crush your balls with a sleigh
    Jingle bells in your face

    (Chorus)
    Jingle bell jingle bell jingle bell metal
    ******** s**t up with a double bass pedal
    Ring-a-ling hear them ring, jolly and brutal
    escape from this very merry medley is futile

    Dashing through the snow in a wintry wonderland
    The little drummer boy never really had a band
    Come all ye faithful in a manger heard on high
    Do you hear what i hear, silver bells, rum-pum-pum