• you post and you post
    until a comment appears
    "OMG!!1 I'TS SOOOSOOO WAWESUUMM!!1"
    and you try to envision
    what his mind looks like
    to come up with atrocious criticism;

    "What is it that's so awesome, dare ye say,
    oh compatriot of great writings?"
    that's the proper way to ask,
    but you wait and you wait
    and the reply
    never comes.

    then you look at your number
    the one that rates quality
    and surely your work is the best
    when compared to the omga-trash
    when skipping your poem.

    but the number you see!
    a one?! it can't be!
    but you surely didn't realize
    and expect for thirteen year-olds
    to appreciate your guise.

    so now you post
    you post and you post
    until someone with brains
    bigger than most
    average nuts
    compares
    contrasts
    invokes
    poetry.