• Limerick 1
    It was a dark and stormy night.
    At school I got in a fight.
    “To your room!” said my mom.
    I said, "No. That is dumb.”
    She replied,”Yeah, I guess you are right.”



    Limerick 2
    A girl saw a pink chimpanzee.
    She said, “Look! A yellow monkey!”
    Mom said, “Girl, that is pink!
    Your eyesight must stink!
    Let’s go to the doctor and see!”



    Limerick 3
    An angel looked down on the earth
    On the night of Jesus’ birth.
    Let us see with new eyes,
    Let us sing to the skies:
    How much Mary’s baby is worth!



    Limerick 4
    I wrote a new song yesterday.
    I named it, “Yo, son! Go away!”
    It’s about a young boy.
    All he had was one toy.
    And the title, the others would say.



    Limerick 5
    I wanted to live a good life.
    I needed to be good wife.
    But somehow I failed
    And my husband, he mailed
    A weapon to me, a sharp knife.



    Limerick 6
    “This water is too hot, I think.”
    Said the sponge I held in the sink.
    My jaw dropped, “You can talk?”
    It replied, “Hey don’t gawk.”
    Then I said, “I should go see a shrink.”



    Limerick 7
    There once was a froggy named Squirt
    Who had a best friend named Bert.
    They sat on a log
    And peered through the fog,
    Wishing they had some desert.