• Do you know me?
    Who am I?
    I've seen your add on my profile.

    Can you see me?
    Am i good?
    Can you read my current mood?

    Are you a spammer?
    Are you prem?
    Are you loading on my stream?

    Open webcam.
    Microphone's on.
    Sure, I'm ready, I'll log on.

    Click on my blog.
    Links back to me.
    Am I what you'd like to see?

    Instant message?
    Chat online?
    Sure, I'm ready, I have time.

    Are you fake?
    Are you real?
    Send me vids, man, what's the deal?

    What? You like me?
    You wanna go out?
    Sure, I'm... okay, but...

    Why don't you want to stick around?

    Here is cool.
    Here is smooth.
    Here typing can surely soothe.

    Last time I went out?
    Last time I had friends?
    Sure, I did... but...

    Nowadays, our PCs are our best friends.