• Once upon a freaking time

    Once there was king
    who had a shining sword
    and a lovely little dog
    And he would always sing
    'I'm fly-ing without wings'

    The king also had a son
    Who wished he was a girl
    and wore a sword with shawl
    He called everyone hun
    And did ballet for fun

    The king had a wife
    Who was quite pretty
    And also very witty
    But secretly was a dyke
    And often smoked the pipe

    Thus was the king's family
    Queer as they come
    But clearly more than some
    So you should know this finally
    The king at birth was named Emily
    -by Change A