• They called him "The Ripper."
    And he ripped. Oh, did he rip.
    Couldn't publish anything those days,
    not with the Ripper running loose.
    Watch out for the Ripper.
    He's out there, believe me.
    He's still out there,
    and he'll rip off of you.
    He's the Ripper
    And the Ripper does what the Ripper will do
    the Ripper saw me coming
    He kept an eye out for you
    He pulled up a Word Doc
    And he ripped black and blue.
    He's the Ripper,
    and it's all he knows.
    It's all he can do.
    There's a Ripper in me and another in you
    There's a Ripper in all of us
    stuck there forever, no, he won't unglue
    So watch out
    Don't tempt the Ripper
    because if you do
    Ripping is all it'll ever be
    But if that's okay with you...
    Well, I guess Ripper might just come unglued.
    Don't tempt the Ripper
    Whatever you do
    Don't tempt the Ripper.
    I'm watching you.