Favorite Quotes

[Lord Derpingsworth]

Strong Bad! I'm in a hat and trenchcoat! OOh! A tall, refreshing glass of Moun-tah dwah. Don't mind if I dwah! Glug, glug, glug!
*pphhrrrssshh!!!!!!!!*
Ew, that tasted more like dwah-dwah.  

[Soultrain]

Moist molecules! A green-stained damp towel! The rarest and most powerful kind!  

[Lord Derpingsworth]

I'm going for a whole new style!

No good!

Well, I think it's hella tight. And you guys need boyfriends.

That's true.  

[Soultrain]

I got valentime cards from every football player except one!

I got cards from every lunchlady except one!  

[Lord Derpingsworth]

((BAD JUJU! OW! My the fact that I was alive a second ago!))

I don't care if she's the women's champion, the men's champion, the half-women half-men champion, wait, do we even have one of those?

Yes, I believe we do.

Well, can I fight them instead?  

[Soultrain]

So you see Gardenboy, you should stop trying to perfect the Summer Squash Suplex and instead get yourself a rake, a straw hat, maybe a watering can and start screaming about how your opponents are gophers!  

[Lord Derpingsworth]

Is this supposed to be bear holding a shark? It looks more like...Morgan Freeman.

That's who it is! Now give me twenty extra bucks for that Shawshank style!  

[Soultrain]

I'm sure it's just a weather balloon or a foreign exchange student. These strange beasts just aren't real!  

[Lord Derpingsworth]

((Said the white elephant man))

*this guy's voice has been digitally altered again*
So there I was, minding my own creepy business, when I found this severed hand in the locker room!  

[Soultrain]

The corn army is no match for A Mighty Warrior!  

[Lord Derpingsworth]

Now let me hear your best "deleted."
DEERR!!!
Delorted!
DeRrereR!  

[Soultrain]

I'm gonna hold up a last name, and you make fun of it. Gargleman.

Crapface.

Dumweiner.

Uhhhh, Crapface.

Butkus.

Crapface.

Crambert.

Crapface?

Desterhoft.

Let me think about it; Crapface.

Whoa! Perfect score!  

[Lord Derpingsworth]

mm...french fries...

Y'know Davey, Strong Bad always seems so hostile. I bet he doesn't know how much everybody loves him.

Nope. Not at all. I made a song I think'll help Strong Bad understand.

Oh!

I'm going to sing it.

I already don't like the sounds of this one.
Ooh! Vomit inducing...my favorite.

Come down from your crystal fortress, oh Strong Bad.

...What?

A unicorn awaits at a rainbow bridge.

Unicorns? Who...who are you?

A head is bowed and a tiny tear
Traces these words in the dew:
Please come down from your crystal fortress, Strong Bad.  

[Soultrain]

Throw me a squeedley guitar! Let me tell ya, You get French fries, and you get French fries, but you don't get French fries, That's right! You get French fries, and you get French fries, but you don't get no French fries,
You don't get french friiies. You get french friiiiies! They Might be Giiiants, gets no french friiies! Yeeah-ah yeah-ah yeah ah!
You get the French fries, and you get the French fries, but you don't get French fries!  

[Lord Derpingsworth]

Family card games are notorious for being the worst slumber party games host.

I'd like to thank you for inviting me tonight, Skip-Bo.