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 Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 12:59 am
That's terrible, Lin! Terribly funny!
I think the Brazilian one started off with Baby Bush as it's star, but I prefer the Ole and Lena jokes.
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So Ole, Sven, and Lena were out walking through the woods when they came across an oil lamp. Sven picked it up and wiped the snow off from it. The rubbing woke up the genie inside who promptly informed them of their good fortune, "I am the genie of the lamp and since there are three of you I will grant you each one wish."
Ole started, "Vell, it's pretty cold out here, and it's starting to get dark out... I vish I vere back at da farmhouse."
The genie snapped his fingers and Ole was back at his farmhouse. Lena was the next to wish, "Vell, it's kind've a long valk back, so I guess I vish I vere back at da farmhouse too..."
The genie snapped his fingers again and Lena was back at the farmhouse, "That just leaves you."
Sven looked at the genie, "Vell, it's gettin' kinda dark out. I'm pretty darn cold. And I don't really know vhere I am... I yust vish dat Ole and Lena vere here..."
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Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 1:02 am
It's a bad joke... that it is...
But omg I love Ole and Lena jokes. They're funny and very much Minnesota. X4
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Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 1:05 am
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Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 1:10 am
Veeeeery Minnesotan! The only problem is that they are a pain to type up.
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Ole was getting up there in the years and decided that it was time to give up farming, so he sold his farm and moved into the city. Ole was the only Lutheran in the town and the nearest Lutheran church was thirty miles away, but he was ok with that.
Lent came around and every Friday Ole went to his grill in the back corner of his lot and fried up a big steak (just the way he had been doing for years before moving to a town with all Catholics). The smell of the steaks started to get his neighbors who complained to the local priest. The priest told them that he would take care of it.
The next Thursday the priest stopped by Ole's and said to him, "Ole, I know that you you were born a Lutheran, baptized a Lutheran, raised and confirmed a Lutheran, but today..."
The priest sprinkled some Holy Water on Ole's head, "...I declare you a Catholic."
This made Ole very happy as it meant that he didn't have to drive thirty miles to church anymore, and the priest left feeling good about handling the steak problem. The next day, though, Ole was back at the grill and the neighbors called the priest. As the priest was walking along the fence to confront Ole he overheard Ole talking, "I know ya vas born a beef, raised a beef, slaughtered a beef, and sold as a beef, but today..."
Ole sprinkled some salt on the steak, "...I declare ya a fish."
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Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 1:13 am
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Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 1:16 am
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Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 1:17 am
And vit dat, I'm yust gonna hit da hay, ya know?
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Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 1:19 am
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Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 1:21 am
OMG I just realised how hard it is going to be for me to leave my hometown when I want to move. I just had the best pizza ever and I realised that the people who make it only own a store here.
...and that is the only thing I'll be homesick for.
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Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 1:22 am
Those are always the most annoying parts of moving... *sighs* Missing places one enjoys that one can't go anywhere else...
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Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 1:23 am
Moving kills me. I have moved like 390846908 times over my lifetime.
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Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 1:30 am
I just hate this city so damned much aside from the pizza place.
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Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 1:31 am
well you'll just have to find a new pizza place 3nodding
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Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 1:32 am
La Belle Isolde I just hate this city so damned much aside from the pizza place. Hrmmm... Iunno then... one could hope there will be a place just as nice where you're planning to move?
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Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 1:34 am
I think the hating of the place outweighs the one good pizza place there
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