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 Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2008 1:31 pm
*Streached* *Yawns* *Pops ribs/back/shoulders/knuckles*
OK that's IT! I'm going to get some food.
*Quicksteps out of room*
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Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2008 1:33 pm
I was hoping for cereal but there's no milk, so sliced sausage and cheese crackers will have to do. ^_^
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Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2008 1:36 pm
Kusa, we are in the IRC, me and Bart. Well, I'm stepping into the shower for 10.
GET SOME CREAM OF WHEAT! That stuff is delicious.
Anyway, I'll be back.
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Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2008 4:36 pm
Wow...I fell asleep at my computer. xd
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Jafthasleftthebuilding Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2008 4:37 pm
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Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2008 4:42 pm
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Jafthasleftthebuilding Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2008 4:55 pm
Not very sure... I just microwaved some canned soup.
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Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2008 4:58 pm
Was it an electrifying experience?
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Jafthasleftthebuilding Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2008 4:59 pm
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Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2008 5:02 pm
So you microwaved a can of soup... which was still in its can. Is that correct?
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Jafthasleftthebuilding Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2008 5:04 pm
No, I did not. I was merely describing the soup type. This one also has chicken bits in it.
BEST MEAL EVER!
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Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2008 5:16 pm
Bah, your precious soup is no match for Ramen, in all its multitude of flavors. And cost! Ten packs for a dollar beats five bucks for a can of soup.
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Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2008 5:17 pm
Hi everyone!
And because I need somewhere to post this now that it's done...
Stephen Fry: Um, ladies and gentlemen, we were going to be doing a sketch for you at this point.
Hugh Laurie: Uh, but we're not now.
Stephen Fry: Uh, yes. We're- we're not going to be doing it now.
Hugh Laurie: Or ever.
Stephen Fry: Or ever, uh, probably. Um, unless this country radically changes direction.
Hugh Laurie: Which looks unlikely.
Stephen Fry: Which on the face of England does seem to be unlikely. The reason we're not going to be doing this sketch is that it is a sketch which contains a great deal of sex and violence.
Hugh Laurie: A great deal.
Stephen Fry: Yes. Lots of sex. Lots of violence.
Hugh Laurie: Uh, during the course of the sketch Stephen hits me, several times, with a golf club.
Stephen Fry: Which in the ordinary course of events, of course, wouldn't matter, uh, except that I do it very sexily.
Hugh Laurie: This is actually, he does it- he does it so sexily I wish you could see it, I really do.
Stephen Fry: And the sketch ends with us going to bed together.
Hugh Laurie: Violently.
Stephen Fry: Very, very, violently.
Hugh Laurie: Now this raises problems-
Stephen Fry: Not for me!
Hugh Laurie: No. Nor indeed- nor indeed for me.
Stephen Fry: But Sir William- Sir William, now Lord, Rees-Mogg, the chairman of the Broadcasting Standards Council, has seen our sketch, and he didn't like it one bit.
Hugh Laurie: Well he liked it one bit.
Stephen Fry: He, he liked it one bit, but he didn't like it lots of other bits.
Hugh Laurie: Now, we wouldn't want you to run off to Cornwall with the idea that Sir William's remit with the Broadcasting Standards Council is so sweeping as to be a kind of... heh, government thought police.
Stephen Fry: No, no. The concern, as always, is primary for standards.
Hugh Laurie: Standards.
Stephen Fry: Standards. Um, for the sake of our children.
Hugh Laurie: And so, uh, in a generous spirit of give and take, uh, Sir William has taken our sketch.
Stephen Fry: And we have given it to him.
Hugh Laurie: And, uh, he's written another one for us to do instead, which is completely free of any gratuitous sex and violence.
Stephen Fry: And shows due and proper regard for decency and standards.
Hugh Laurie: Standards! Promoting family values and protecting our children.
Stephen Fry: Sir William has called his sketch, quite simply, "Bitchmother Come Light My Bottom"
Hugh Laurie: And uh, we're gonna do it for you now.
Stephen Fry: So, "Bitchmother Come Light My Bottom", by Sir William - now Lord - Rees-Mogg!
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Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2008 5:40 pm
Jafty: my home-made vegetable beef soup pwns your canned soup... mrgreen
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Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2008 6:01 pm
Ugh my tummy hurts now... damnit.
Good food makes me eat too much!
Damn you supper!
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