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Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 9:20 pm
~DR.MOOFASA~ 124-C So, I've started playing a game at work: When a hot [female] customer comes in, I try to figure out ways to convince her to have sex with me in the restroom. Is that weird? dude, hate to break it to you but that's the most average thing i can think of right now. lol however, if you're convincing at all, that's a whole different story... Haven't actually tried any of the strategies out (yet), but mentally I've been slapped twice, kneed in the groin once, and succeeded once. Sort of. She went, but there was force involved. And cops. Leave that post as it is, Liz. His reaction is bound to be funny.
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Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 9:23 pm
Quoting from the IRC: * Kerrigan glomps Sav and starts playing with his hair to make it troll-like -goes to edit Savs pic with pink troll hair- That sounds awesome! aside from the pink. I want like red troll hair *sing song voice as she dresses him up in a frilly lacey dress* Sav is a girly man... Sav is a girly man... * Kerrigan starts dialing on her phone for a cab to take Sav to the nearest gay bar YOU! I wanna take you to a gay bar! Saverio looks perfect for it, don't you think? :3 Anyone attacted to men would want me Safly only the ladies can have me I edited the pic sadly* I added a tutu
He didn't seem to mind... biggrin
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Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 9:23 pm
that is of course all depending on if he sees it or not 3nodding
wait... so that means Tsuji that maybe you shouldn't try it after all
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Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 9:23 pm
Sanzoskitsune Yay I got... patted xd like I said, it just sounds very male to me, like something the typical male would think of, not that you're the typical male Tsuji... or are you? >.> <.< Until now, I wouldn't have believed it, but I guess I am, if not more so than most.
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Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 9:25 pm
too late sweatdrop i'll change it back. =D
hmm.... well hey if you succeeded once... lol if you can pull it off without gettin' jailed, go for it ^^
y'know, depending on your particular pick up lines, some women might ACTUALLY go for it O_o
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Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 9:27 pm
Oh yeah, I forgot. Hi Slim! *glomp-huggles* How're you? ^_^
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Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 9:29 pm
That's the problem, Liz, when I run through it it's either a joke or offensive. Oh well, once in a lifetime is good enough for anyone...
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Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 9:29 pm
I know one woman who would go for it... but doubt Tsuji would touch her with a ten foot pole.. she's diseased... and ewwwwwwwww
@Tsuji well I was mostly teasing, I just figure you are a healthy guy who is interested in sex, I don't really think ANYONE is typical, no such thing in my mind just like there is no normal
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Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 9:30 pm
Kerrigan_dragon Moofasa: Hmm, I don't have any like that, but I'll see what I can do. biggrin Reiku: Well, Brawl is amazing. 3nodding Oh, and I just thought I'd share a picture that Toast made with everyone. ^_^ I think I have too much Time on my hands. xD
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Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 9:31 pm
@Kerri: Good. whee And salutations! *huggles* How are you?
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Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 9:32 pm
I think you have the perfect amount of time Toast
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Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 9:34 pm
Oh yay! I got huggled back! heart
I'm good and happy. ^_^
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Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 9:35 pm
Hey, Sanzo! :] Long time no talk.
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Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 9:36 pm
yeah it has been a while, how you been? *huggles*
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Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 9:47 pm
Hello everyone. Quick question, anyone here willing to go to prison for assisted suicide? I can give you like 100 bucks or so if you help me.
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