Favorite Quotes

[lunnera]

"Sever my leg? It's the greatest day?"  

[Lord Derpingsworth]

There you have it, Evil Jeff. The difference between a hideous growth on my butt, and a profitable hideous growth on my butt.  

[lunnera]

"The short answer is no. The long answer is NOOOOOOOOOOO!"  

[Lord Derpingsworth]

Homestar, the only thing down there is cigarett butts.

And, a bra.

Sweet!  

[Soultrain]

And yes, even in this infernal place, you can't escape "the blue family recreation water"! That stuff's just begging for kids to either drink it, or pee in it. Or worse...both!  

[Lord Derpingsworth]

This garage sale is more like a garbaage sale.

Ayayaya! Moms only!

Ooh, then I'm okay to say it!  

[lunnera]

"You said there'd be the ladies!"  

[Lord Derpingsworth]

Oh, hello, my name is Homestar Runner! line. Welcome Welcome! line
to to! line Homestarrunner.com Something Dot com!!  

[Soultrain]

Bienvenidos a Homestarrunner.com. ¿Conoces a Miguel? ¡Sí! Somos buenos amigos—  

[Lord Derpingsworth]

Hey there! Is this spot taken?

We're in college-eigth grade!

heheheheheh

punt!

Ow! my hopes of reaching first base!

Oh, that's just my little sister who's at least five years younger than me. She's never kissed a boy.

You look the same age

I'M FIVE YEARS OLDER AND IN COLLEGE!!

SAILING MISHAP!

...I'm going to miss her.

...I'm going to miss video games.  

[lunnera]

"The Cheat! Ready with the videroll camera!"  

[Soultrain]

Ugly One, all this time I was looking around, and you weren't right there in front of me. But I realized—when I was looking around—that you were right there in front of me—all this time—Ugly One.  

[Lord Derpingsworth]

A glue stick,
Some glitta paint,
Words cut out from a magazine
BFF carved in a tree
That stands for Bom-fom-fwoosh!!
A port-a-john, decapulite,
Put on a play with so-and-so
Unforutantley, they didn't
get very good reviews
What's Her Face,
Ate Staple sauce,
A heaping bowl of staple sauce
And that crazy learner permit girl
Gave me a ride to Baboges!
What? The ain't got no turbo graphx games?  

[lunnera]

"Were you just first-base'n it with that piece'o loose leaf?!"  

[Lord Derpingsworth]

Thi-is is-a pie-iece of p-pizza!