Favorite Quotes

[Soultrain]

I knew she'd come back to me. Ever since my experience points went into triple digits I've had to keep the ladies and valkyries off with a 2 handed plus 3 broad sword.  

[lunnera]

"Judith is making me get a job at Shirt Folding Store."  

[Lord Derpingsworth]

I'll buy you a new Yoga DVD!  

[lunnera]

"Then who did I launch my denial of service attack against?"  

[Lord Derpingsworth]

Oh, look! There is a statue! Right over there! Out of the field of play! Not doing anything. Just, statchue-ing. And not only that, but the hole is not two feet from the put! Isn't the fun almost too much to taaake?  

[Soultrain]

Hey, Bubs... this is Marzipan! Oh, snap! I mean... hey, Marzipan, this is Bubs! Just wanted to let you know that, Coach Z got that kick in the crotch you sent him just fine. He's chillin' out on the couch right now. I-I think he'll be out of commission for a while. Uh, anyways, remember, Friday is tainted candy sellback day at the concession stand, so, be sure to stop on by. Later.  

[Lord Derpingsworth]

Congratulations! You've won one million punches to the face

LOL idk what that's from, my Dad just says it a lot XD  

[Soultrain]

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Congratulations! You've won one million punches to the face

LOL idk what that's from, my Dad just says it a lot XD

Hello, Marzipan! This is Sweepstakes Ron, come to bring you great news! You have been randomly selected to win an unlimited supply of one million {quickly, under his breath} punchesintheface. So, to claim your prize, just blindfold yourself and walk out on the front stow-oop, o-or stoop... and get ready to receive your free million {quickly, under his breath} punchesintheface. Don't delay! Get outside right now! I'm waiting in the bushes! I mean... uh, for to give you the million {quickly, under his breath} punchesintheface.

It's from Marzipan's answering machine 8.0  

[lunnera]

"Marzipan? Look, this is Goatface. I have a goat for a face. Like, not that I have a goat's head for a face or that my head is a goat's head; like, my face is an entire goat. ... So anyways I was callin' you up cuz I wanted to join your Goatface Club. Since you've got quite a goat face yourself, I figured you'd be the go-to guy, or gal. (It's hard to tell with that goat face of yours.) Anyways, my number is EEH-EOUH! So gimme a call back! We can compare goat faces! Though, I can't imagine that yours... your is pre-- you're... You're ugly, Marzipan. This is Strong Bad, and you're ugly."

This is my all time favorite answering machine. #12!  

[Soultrain]

Oh, hello, Marzipan! You've got the H-star, you got the H-star-R, and boy, have I got a bee in my bonnet! So, what, I gotta hear from Strong Bad now that you have an "in" at the Goatface Club? Were you even going to mention it to old Boyfriend Dan? That's — that's me. Boyfriend Dan. You know good and well that I've dreamt of being in a Goatface Club ever since I was a moderately-sized baby. And you said you'd bake us a cake! And who is this Boyfriend Dan I keep hearing about?! Well, you tell him to watch his back, 'cause the old Goatface Killa is on the loose! Now, that's me. Now I'm the Goatface Killa.  

[lunnera]

"Booop! Booop! Booop! This is a napkin alert, Marzipan! I've lost mmmmy napkin! It's the one I always use when I eat buffalo wings, and I can't find it anywhere! It answers to the name "The Flamingo." So if you've seen it, please have it give me a call. I got like 50 friggin wings sittin' here! I can't eat these things without The Flamingo!!! ... Um, sorry for... the loud talkin'. This is the KoT, in the place to be."  

[Lord Derpingsworth]

hot bees!
(ugh sorry for only two words. I feel dead today X.X)  

[Soultrain]

Uh, yes, hello there Mrs. Pan. This is, uh, Detective Everybody down here at the station. And um, and we got your boyfriend Homestar down here and, uh, he's dead. Beca— we killed him, because he was so stupid that we had to shoot him, to keep h-him from being even more stupid. So if you wanna come down and I.D. the body, there's not much left... we put about 37 slugs in him, eh-and things don't look too good. Uh, so if you could come down we would appreciate it, right now, um, to come look at your dead boyfriend.  

[lunnera]

"Maniac in a speedo'd!"  

[Soultrain]

I love summer camp!
Oh, the memories!