Favorite Quotes

[lunnera]

"Bunkmate, can you help give me these seventeen shots before I go into a comaaaaa?"  

[Soultrain]

And I don't care how they spell things on the Internet.
When you email me, you spell the whole word out.
And I don't care that your cell phone has a camera in it.  

[Lord Derpingsworth]

Boys[canoes] are an impotant part of life  

[Soultrain]

Nobody knows what the Cheat is exactly or where he comes from but my guess is Space. He sure does like to cheat though. His personal motto, "No rule is solid" and his love of all that is untrue and incorrect keep him from accomplishing very much. He gladly does all the dirty work for the Brothers Strong, and nobody ever seems to blame the Cheat for what he done. I mean he's the Cheat. Come on. When all is said and done, and your grandkids live on Mars, the Cheat'll be doin alright.  

[Lord Derpingsworth]

It felt like it was only yesterday we were setting fire to Strong Sad's pants

That was yesterday!  

[lunnera]

Nobody knows exactly when The Cheat's Cheatday is. So, we celebrate it on the only day we know for sure it isn't. And that's the date of birth on his fake ID, which says he's a 43 year old Scandanavian miner named Ilko Skevold.  

[Soultrain]

Well we're good friends.
But don't you steal my napkins.
I got fresh jams.
But I get all the royalties.
I never agreed to that.  

[Lord Derpingsworth]

I can play key-tar!  

[lunnera]

"Sweet, sweet The Cheat... Today is the day on your fake ID! Now get upstairs... UUNH! And fix me some breakfast!"

(Soultrain, I've been trying to find where that Cheat from Space quote is from, but I can't find it anywhere! I am ashamed of myself as an H*R fan.)  

[Soultrain]

No, but I did get this new keyswordtar. Maow, maow, maoooooooow. Keyboard, keyboooooard. Maow, maow, maooooooooow. Fight some brigands!! Maow Maow, Maoooow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-owwowwoww-whammy-barrrrruh.

(It's okay Lunnera, it's rather obscure.)  

[lunnera]

"I'm a lavish gift giver!"

(I knew I'd seen that somewhere! Thanks!)  

[Soultrain]

Okay, den, welcome back. First, please allow me to apologize to my co-host, here, for any inapprapriate comments I may have made while we was at commercial.

That's two strikes, Coach Z!  

[Lord Derpingsworth]

And the last, and my strongest event, is probably something with guitars, lasers, robots, and hot girls.

VOIP. VOIP. VOIP. VOIP.
Bew bew BEEW BEEW bew BEEW BEEW BEEEWW!!
Hey, wait look Iconica
Look, I got the I won the good medal
Squeedly squeedly squeedly  

[Orizion]

And now, for the judges' scores! Pom Pom and Trivia Time: 3.5! Good GPA, terrible pet show score. The King of Town and an As Seen on TV Low-Fat Cooking Device: Not supposed to be here!
...And Saberlord's {???} The Cheat: Disqualified for flagrant use of relish foot!  

[Soultrain]

Whoa, wipe my brow. Winning gold medals takes a lot of hard cereal, and dedication. That's why I eat Temporarios! The official cereal of athletes you won't remember in two weeks! Temporarios, "Cuz I'm Don't Get Paid!"