Favorite Quotes

[Orizion]

A is for non-organic apples. Pesticides ahoy!
SB: This morning? H*R: Oh, right. Both: This mornin'! This mornin'! This mo-ni-mo-ni-mornin'!

TV: Geddup noise approved! SS: freakin' sellout!  

[Soultrain]

What are you talking about, Strong Bad? I- I wear long pants.
Um... no, from what I can tell, you wear no pants and have blue soles glued to the bottoms of your feet.
W- Well, that's simply not true. I have long pants, I wear long pants. I'm a long pants man, long pants, long pants!
Okay, calm down... I didn't mean to—
Long pants, Strong Bad! The longest pants! Everybody everybody! Longest pants! Long long long long long long pants!
Oight! Ah! That's it! We need to get you some serious clown care, man!
But I was told long pants! Long pants! They said long pants! Always long pants! Long, my pants! Gleaming pants! Glorious pants!  

[Lord Derpingsworth]

I bequeeth thee!

I bequeeth thee!

I bequeeth thee!  

[Soultrain]

Ye hath quivered me tuppence!

*cough cough* bequeath  

[lunnera]

"I've been noticing... that I'm not very cool, and nobody really likes me..."  

[Soultrain]

I'm not talking about butter,
Or how nobody likes me!
It's the new KOT!
In the Two Thousand and Three plus Three!
I play guitar, apparently!  

[Orizion]

Coach Z: You're a real MC, Strong Sad! Master of ceremonies! SB & Coach laugh.
SB: Er, wait...
Later...
Coach Z: Hey, maybe we should start calling you "SS"! For Strong Sad!
SB: What is wrong with you?  

[Soultrain]

Hordes of locusts and famine got nothing on the sight of Strong Sad dancing interpretively. So, in order to spare the world, I guess I can just never die. Okay! Man, I hope the zombies still let me fight on their side. I've got my own tattered jeans and mouthful of grape jelly. Anyone?  

[Soultrain]

What happened in here? Some type of ketchup bomb go off?
Nah, not really. I was answering an e-mail and dancing and acting like a squeaky guy and I started throwing ketchup everywhere.
Oh. That's pretty cool.
Hey, man, are ketchup bombs real?
Not yet!  

[lunnera]

"I'm bad at abbreviation!"
"You're on a rampage?"
"The number one jam on all the stations..."  

[Soultrain]

I'm on a rampage!
I've got problems with my feet and my back!
I'm on a rampage!
I'm about to have a dope rhyme attack!
I'm on a rampage!
Coach Z, rock all type of sports!
I'm on a rampage!
And if you don't believe me, you can get with The Chort!  

[Lord Derpingsworth]

Into the dragon's lair?
Into the ^robotic^ dragons lair?
Into the apple store?  

[Soultrain]

poop-heabd,
mom says I
have to make
you this

kard

-Strong Bab

p.s. i'm going
to punsh you
in the back!!  

[Orizion]

Soultrain

poop-heabd,
mom says I
have to make
you this

kard

-Strong Bab

p.s. i'm going
to punsh you
in the back!!

Awesome, Soul!! I've been wanting to find this! To me, it looks like an s crossed out, but I could be wrong. Anyways, onto quotes...

Dear strong bad, ur a real, funy guy. have you ever done any stand up comidic stuff?
Once again, thank you to little Marzipan and her wonderful clogging.
Um... what about that one...that joke...Coach Z's hair is funny looking. Don't you guys think? 'Cause it's big...He has really big hair...  

[Soultrain]

I'm a woman on the prowl and I stick up for myself!
The city is at night and I'm dancin'! Dancin'!
Look out world! I'm an independent girl!
Rollin' around like a motorcade!
Look out world! I'm an independent girl!
You can meet me down at the arcade!