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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkhVhUDqfXk rofl

That video was........interesting >.>

razz

*Bows* Thank you, thank you. mad d

...SNES... >.>

Anyway, I gotta get some shut-eye. Be well, Rol, and anyone else still on.

Hey, it's Vince, with ShamWOW. You'll be saying WOW, every time you use this towel. It's like a shammy, it's like a towel, it's like a sponge. A regular towel doesn't work wet, this works wet or dry. This is for the house, the boat, the car, the RV. ShamWOW holds twenty times its weight in liquid. Look at this, it just does the work. Why would you want to work twice as hard? Doesn't drip, doesn't make a mess. Ring it out, wash it in the washing machine. Made in Germany, you know the Germans always make good stuff. You can cut it in half, use one as a bath-mat, drain your dishes with the other one, use one as a towel. Olympic divers, they use it as a towel; look at that completely dry. Put a wet sweater, roll it up, it dries your sweaters. Here's some cola; wine, coffee, cola, pet stains. Not only is the damage going to be on top, there's your mildew, that is gonna smell, see that? We're gonna do this in real time, put on the spill, turn it over, without even putting any pressure, fifty percent of the cola, right there. You following me, camera guy? The other fifty percent, the color starts to come up. No other towel's gonna do that. It acts like a vacuum, and look at this, virtually dry on the bottom. See what I'm telling you? ShamWOW, you'll be saying WOW every time.

I can't live without it, I just love it!

Oh my gosh, I don't even buy paper towels anymore.

If you're gonna wash your cars, or any kind of vehicle, you'd be out of your mind not to own one of these.

All I can say is, Sham~WOW! (~WOW!)

You're gonna spend twenty dollars on paper towels anyway. Well put your money away. The mini-ShamWOWs are for everything. For everyday use. This lasts ten years. This lasts a week. I dunno, it sells itself. ShamWOW sells for nineteen-ninety five, but you get one for the house, one for the car, two for the kitchen and bathroom. But f you call now, within the next twenty minutes, 'cause we can't do this all day; you get a second set, absolutely free. So that's eight ShamWOWs for nineteen-ninety five, comes with a ten year warranty. Here's how to order.

Call one eight-hundred, nine five one, seventy eight oh seven. That's one eight-hundred, nine five one, seven eight zero seven. ShamWOW is not available in stores, and is made in Germany. Beware of ShamWOW imitaters! Call one eight-hundred, nine five one, seven eight zero seven. That's one eight-hundred, nive five one, seventy eight oh seven. Call now!

*Glomps The Bass*

That shamwow commercial likes to repeat itself on TV quite often >>