Favorite Quotes

[Soultrain]

Loooonnng paaaannnts!
Awww, there there, Homestar. It's not so bad. Everybody thinks I'm a broom.
You're not a broom?!  

[Orizion]

This is one of my favourite sbemails of all time!!

Tonight on Strong Bad Email: Comedian Coach Z, actress Marzipan, and some guy from a zoo.

You're a girl, or maybe a wagon filled up with pancakes!

A wagon fulla pamcakes? In the Champeenship?! I'd like to see ya try!

The pamcakes wins!
Showdown!  

[Lord Derpingsworth]

So. tell me Strong Sad, how do you feel?

I feel great! I feel great! I feel bad. I feel unlunchiable. I can't remember my leg!  

[Soultrain]

Guts, guts, and might
Liftin' weights and feelin' all right
It's a showdown going downtown
You're gonna mess around showdown
Put your nose down showdown  

[Lord Derpingsworth]

Say hello to my secret weapon, and your DOOM!!
Killingyouguy!!

WAAAAOOH WAAAAAAOOH WAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAA!!  

[Soultrain]

Mmm. Thanks for the serum, boys. Now I won't be kidnapped.  

[Lord Derpingsworth]

Yes, and for my next parlor trick, I shant make anything appear!!
voip!
Oh, um....hi.

You brightly colored buffoon!! You've ruined my vaudville!  

[Orizion]

Wow. Just look at all these Strong Bad-related faces. What an all-star cast! What say we all form a supergroup and record a number one jam!

All my Strong Bad doppelgängers represent. Sesquicentenn-email, 2005. I-I mean six.  

[Soultrain]

WHAT IT IS MY DOGE?  

[Lord Derpingsworth]

So that's your evil plan? To waste water?

AND not pay for it!

I gotta tell you Strongbadman, this part of your comic is pretty boring. I'm gonna to see what's going on further down the page. Jump!

Oh! Now we're talking!

You're not kidding!

Wha?

Now we have expanded basic cable. Stolen from my neighbor!

Who's writing this issue? The geniuses behind "She Hulk?"  

[Soultrain]

I'm no apothecary, but before you trek long and wide on the Muskeegee trail, don't forget to try Uncle Strong Bad's Flavor Taste Style Chewing Powders! Nothing else increases brain juice quite like it! Once again, that's Strong Bad's Flavor Taste Style Chewing Powders. Whisk away the worries!  

[Lord Derpingsworth]

At this point, the test subject, was dead.

I was not dead!

Shut up. And all of this data could only bring us to one conclusion: ...Strong Sad's adopted.

That's not true either!  

[Orizion]

That worked for maybe a week or so, but then the strip was sadly canceled when the last living reader, a Civil War veteran and creamed corn enthusiast, died. They tried to creep back into the mainstream years later with the release of the "King Castlefunny Pencil Moistener?!" But, considering, the Dry Pencil Scare of '47 only lasted 3 days, they didn't sell too many.  

[Soultrain]

Back then, it was considered a form of treason to print the word "poop" in the paper, so instead they called the Poopsmith "Mushy Chamberpot", which is actually pretty funny sounding.  

[Lord Derpingsworth]

You'd better believe it Seb, I can run I can do cartwheels for a mile!